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Ming Ming’s Diary – I Don’t Want to Go to School

Ming Ming’s Diary – I Don’t Want to Go to School

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Super moody today…. 😩

Even the yummiest cookie tastes like 💩 without girls. What’s the meaning of life??

Wha..aaattt?! I’m overreacting?? Ok ok. Since I’m in a monk’s class, I’ll meditate to cool down. 🧘🏻‍♂️

Orhmm orhmm… where are the girls… orhmm orhmm… where girls… orhmm orhmm….

I haven’t been posting because I’ve been so so so depressed. Sigh….. 😞

Why?

Look at this 👇🏼

Depressing right??

What do you mean what’s wrong???

Look carefully (don’t blink!) 👇🏼

See the Problemo???

Nooo..?!

All the Mei meis are MISSING!!!

See!!! All boys in the class!!! Oh my Mei meis are gone! Oh Laura! Oh Taylor!!

Before the school holidays, my class was full of babes who milled around me for my attention and now…

Only boys!! I’m in an all boys class!! I’m in depression!! It’s what they call a monk’s class!!

Mama!! I want to change class! Or I’m going on STRIKE! No more going to school for me!!

Mama do you hear me???

Na ah! I’m not going to change my mind.

No school for me until you bring the girls back.

Meanwhile I’m going to homeschool myself. *reads my car car book*

And so… I went to school, to my monk’s class because Mama said the school fee has been paid and I must go to school, with or without girls in class.

Tough luck!

“Are you going to school to learn or to see girls?!” She asked.

I wanted to say “beo girls, of course!” But she looked so….

That I thought I’d better keep my big mouth shut….

Hey wait!! Who do we have here??? Looks like there’s a bit of rainbow 🌈 after the rain 🌧.

A Mei Mei! Someone up there must have heard my prayers.

Hey babe! My name’s Ming Ming. What’s yours? Can we be friends?

Awww owl, are you fine? Can I keep you for a pet?? *pats the owl lovingly.* what? Ok ok. Mustn’t get distracted. F.O.C.U.S.

Eating together at snack time.

Nom nom nom. Say, how do you find this class? Cool, right?? Will you stay? I can protect you. 💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼

I can even give you my biscuit 🍪! Nah!

Huh? What do you mean? I’m coming on too strongly? Scare her away? Ok ok. Chill chill!

It wouldn’t do if she leaves the class and I’m back to facing 7 monks. 😱 Kill me pulease!

Gosh! There are owls lying everywhere. I just rescued one from the floor.

Ming Ming’s Diary – I Spy with My Little Eyes

Ming Ming’s Diary – I Spy with My Little Eyes

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“Ting ting!” My babe antennae is up!

I spy,

I spy with my little eyes,

A cute babe

Up ahead!

Hmmm… doesn’t quite rhyme. I’ll work harder on my prose.

Check out her innocent unassuming look. 😍

Awww… so sweet with the black clip on her hair.

Come to think of it, her face looks kind of familiar… *ponder* where have I seen her before??

Hmmm…. do I have a twin sister?

DAMNIT! WHO put that black clip on my hair?!?!

Now all the girls are going to think that I’m a damn SISSY!!!!!

RAWR!!!!

My Dream…..

My Dream…..

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NONONONO!!!

Mama!! You’ve got it wrong! I didn’t dream of Mei Meis! I dreamt of food!! Almond milk and bananas!!

Don’t you know that the way to a Man’s heart is through food. *gives you the evil eye*

Sigh…. *face palm*

I had a wonderful dream last night! 🥰

I dreamt… that I was lying in a banana raft (a raft made of bananas??) floating down a river of almond milk.

I was in paradise! Sigh! My 2 favourite food! When I was hungry, I nibbled on my raft. When I was thirsty, I drank from the river. Sigh…. BLISS…!

HEHEHEHE

Can’t help laughing when I recall my dream.

Overhead Mama talking Papa, “Wonder what beautiful dream he had last night. He kept laughing his HEHEHE!”

“It’s a pity I didn’t manage to take a photo of him!”

“Maybe he was dreaming of being surrounded by beautiful girls. So he giggled to himself??”

😤 What do adults know?!

Ming Ming’s Diary – Amazing Race

Ming Ming’s Diary – Amazing Race

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While Mama was having team building and Papa was working, we were having our own amazing race at home!!

Jie Jie!! That’s a foul! You are blocking me from getting the the pit stop!!

Jie Jie!! 😡

Rule of the game : whoever gets there 2nd wins the game! Cool ya??

And the winner gets a sticker on the face!! Check out my trophies! *points to stickers on my face*

HEHEHEHEHE!!

Weird… why is everyone giving me strange looks???

They look at me, then point at me and start to giggle. 😒

Hmm…

Oh well, it must be the stickers that enhanced my looks so much that people take notice of me.

Or are they awed by my chariot riding skills??

Ehhh! Someone, tell me!! You there!! Stop laughing!!!

Ming Ming’s Diary – Feeling Depressed

Ming Ming’s Diary – Feeling Depressed

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Dear 熊宝宝 aka Bear Baby, I’m feeling very depressed today. 😞

Someone said that I looked like Jabba the Hutt. I’ve been sitting in front of the mirror for the whole day (That’s why I haven’t been blogging), looking at myself.

Do I really look like that fat slob?!?!

熊宝宝, tell me the truth!! *breathes deeply* C’mon! Give it to me! Spit it out! I can take it! I’m a MAN! *thumps fist on chest*

*puts ear near Bear Baby’s mouth*

Really? I don’t look like Jabba??

Awww…! 熊宝宝 you are truly my one and only friend!!

Huggies!! Muak Muak! 🥰🥰🥰😘😘😘😍😍😍

Ming Ming’s Diary – Like a King!

Ming Ming’s Diary – Like a King!

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Sitting like a king (mama says I look like a Dua Pek Gong, whatever THAT means?!). That’s what I do best.

You may rise, my faithful subjects!

THAT’S NOT A POTTY! That’s my THRONE!!!

Someone said I looked like Jabba the Hutt sitting on the throne. I googled it. He looks like this!!

The one on the right, I’m deeply offended. 😡 Where’s the resemblance?! WHERE WHERE WHERE?!?

YOU are henceforth banished from my kingdom!

Me thinks I look more like Mr Handsome on the left.

*Blue Steel look*

Donch ya mess with me!! 💢👊🏼💢

Ming Ming’s Diary – Memorable Moment! 🥰

Ming Ming’s Diary – Memorable Moment! 🥰

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Shush! Updating my diary is a serious matter. *Frown* I must quickly record this down so that I don’t forget this memorable moment.

*candlelight snack time*

*romantic music playing in the background… “Old Macdonald had a farm Ee A Ee A Oooo….”*

Hmm… I wonder if I need to arrange for some entertainment… How about a magic trick that I have just learnt?? (Heard that girls like to be wowed by magic tricks..)

OK… Watch my hand closely…

(Shakes hand vigorously) Do you see my hand disappear?? Do you do you??

Darn! She doesn’t look too impressed…😒

Sigh. I think I should just eat my food. Don’t waste good food. Girls are so hard to please nowadays.

Munch munch munch. Hey! These loops are quite yummy!

Am mmmm mumm mumm…

Ohh table manners, Ming Ming!!

So tasty that I’m licking my fingers and thumb and palm and everything!

Hmmm… Last one…

I wonder if Laura will give me some of hers. I mean girls are ALWAYS on diet right???

Laura… May I have some of yours????

Don’t waste food. Let me help you finish them???? *best smile*

How are your froot loops dear? Are they done to your taste?

This restaurant has a nice ambience. I have specially requested them to play your favourite song. 😍😍😍

It’s art time now.

Why are my eyes closed?? Like the great Mingcasso, I need to conceptualise the painting in mind.

*focus focus*

Ah! I have an inspiration!!!

Yes! A dash of yellow here! A dab of green there! Watch the Raining Sun master at work!

Eh! What do you mean I look like a dog with my tongue sticking out???

Orh!! Are you calling Einstein a dog?!

That’s the trademark of genius at work! 😛

Ming Ming's Diary – My Papa is such a baby! 

Ming Ming's Diary – My Papa is such a baby! 

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Hey! Papa! What’s up? 

Oh! You want to play while waiting for the food to come???
You want to play pat-a-cake?! C’mon! That is for babies!!! I’m a big boy now!
Oh you want to relieve your babyhood?? Ok ok fine!!! Anything for you Papa!


*resigned look* pat a cake pat a cake. *yawn*

Journaling 

Journaling 

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I unearthed a forgotten trove of journals when I was trying to locate one of my old travel journals to plan for my next holiday! 


I marveled at how legible my handwriting was! ? Back in 1998! Now, it has been reduced to a scrawl, though not quite up to the standard of the “Doctor font” yet. (Sigh! It goes to show that no matter how badly I write, I don’t have the potential to be a doctor. Oh well!)

I posted the picture in FB and some very wonderful friends praised my ex-handwriting. Ok! For that, I’ll endeavour to improve my current standard!! 

Some others were surprised that I actually kept journals. Yes! I did and I still do (very sporadically now). I’m still quite old school. I need to scribble on something for my ideas to take shape. 

I used to write in my diaries every day. When I go through them now, memories come back to me and yet they felt like a few lifetimes away. Those were part of me and yet, there’s no way I can write like that now. Not at this point of my life, with the current state of mind. I kind of miss the old me, with a naive set of idealism and can-do attitude (to the point of being “ti ki”). Ah! How nice it was, to be young, to have the “anything can be done” ??????, the silly squabbles, the shallow crushes. 

Looking back now, it seems that I had a whole lot more fun than what I have right now. It’s a chore to be a grown up! But at least I’ve had my good old wild days! Been there, done that!

Maybe, just maybe, one day, I can make the choice to unshackle myself from the mundane responsibilities and liabilities and be wild again?! But by then, already become old auntie already leh. Sigh…!

Everyone should start journaling! You will be surprised to read what you are writing now, 20 years later! It’s like recovering parts of your life. ?

*ti ki – hokkien for metal teeth. Aka persistent. 

Ming Ming's Diary – Left, Right, Left, Right?? ???

Ming Ming's Diary – Left, Right, Left, Right?? ???

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It’s a school day again!! I so lub lub school!! ???

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Me? Pretty teacher, are you asking me to demonstrate???

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You have got the right person. I bang, I bang, I bang. Look! Left hand right hand left hand right hand!

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Watch me groove to the beat!!

Chicks love drummer boys. I just need my sunglasses to complete the look.

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See! Instant results!! I told you that the drumming stint would work.

For guaranteed success, I even swapped my doraemon mosquito patch with my Jie Jie for her hello kitty one. Look! It’s right on my back.

She tells me that all the girls in her class go mad over hello kitty. I can’t understand why. But heck!! If it works, I can even walk around in the kitty costume!

?just the two of us… Watching the world go by…?

*moves closer* *wonder if it’s the right time to hold her hand now…*

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Taylor (the gf on my right) : Ho! Competition!! ? Ming Ming is mine!!!

Sighs happily…

I’m so highly sought after. Diamond bachelor ???

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It’s ok. Let’s all watch the world go by together. Don’t fight over me k?? Peace….

This is bliss…. Not one. But 2 girlfriends. Told you I’m Mr Popular. I wonder if I can put my arms around both their shoulders at the same time…

Should I should I??? *thinks hard… Really hard…* hmmmmmm…..

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Hey!! One minute I was thinking hard, the next I fell asleep. Where are all my girls???

I knew it! I have thought so hard on which girl to pick that I got tired and fell asleep. And now school’s over and they have gone home. ???

Ming Ming well done!! No wonder polygamy is not encouraged. It tires a man out. Sigh….

But how?? I can’t decide. Can you leave some comments on who I should pick??? Such a dilemma.

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I think I should just take a bath. To clear my mind.

Laura? Taylor? Laura? Taylor??
Left one? Right one???

Sigh… Ok ok. Bathe first. Before I tire myself out with all this decision making.