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D Day! Primary 1 Registration!

D Day! Primary 1 Registration!

Ever since 宝贝口水妹 was born, I’ve already made up my mind that she would study at my alma mater. I’ve imagined that she would don the white-shirt-blue-pinafore uniform in her china doll hairstyle like how I wore mine for the 10 years I was there. 

I brought her to the school during the school celebration and showed her around, pointing out my favourite spots, telling her that would be where she would spend 6 happy years of her life, or maybe more. 

Yet, on the registration day, I made the decision not to register her there. Everyone (except for a handful), even myself, thought I was mad. To give up a place at such a “branded” school. I made the decision to enroll her in a co-ed school, which was nearer to my home, and one that would enable her younger brother to get in with ease. 

It was painful. It felt like the end. It felt like turning down the boy whom I liked lots lots, but knew that he simply wasn’t right for me. 

It wasn’t the pain of giving up a branded school, like what everyone said. To me, it has never been so. It wasn’t a branded school, it was simply MY school. It was more of giving up a dream that I’ve always had. To see a mini me, running happily around in school in her white and blue. 

Maybe it’s because I wanted to relive the most carefree years of my life through her, in the same school. The life I had, when things were still white and black, good and bad, when the biggest problem was someone “not friending” you. 

So now the curtain has fallen. Lucy can never go back to Narnia because she’s grown up. I’ve never thought that I would be overwhelmed with emotions. But I am. What a dork! 

Ming Ming's Diary – School's In! Yay!

Ming Ming's Diary – School's In! Yay!


*pat pat face*

Oh hi!! Good morning!!!

I’m just doing my morning facial ritual. It’s very important to take care of your skin so it’s best to start when you are young.

I’m too young??? Haven’t you heard that the it’s never too young to start?? No?? Well now you’ve heard.

Today’s a school day… So I must look my best.


*turns head**killer look*

How’s my killer look? Combined with my facial? Lethal combination to drive the chicks insane.

*blue steel killer look*

Oh man!! I’ve made news in school today.


A tiger came to my school today. All the dainty damsels were screaming…. Help…. Hellllppp!!!

Have no fear! Ming Ming is HERE!

(Check out my cool rhyme!)



*karate chop* *taekwando kick* *龟派气功* *降龙十八掌*

How dare you scare all my Mei Meis in class!!!!

KO you tiger!! KO!!!


There!!!! Fair damsel!

I’ve taken out the tiger!! You may play in class unmolested. For when I’m around *puffs out tummy* you will come to no harm!

Fair damsel : Awwww…. You are my HERO!!! *blows a kiss*

Sigh… What to do?? I’m suave, I’m strong 💪💪, I’ve good skin. In short… I’m simply IRRESISTIBLE!!!

Ming Ming you are DA MAN!!

Woah! All that tiger slaying makes a man hungry!!!

Nom Nom Nom Nom.

See!! Feeding my little 14 month old self without messing up. It’s harder than fighting off a tiger!!


I’ve demonstrated my fighting prowess, now I must show my domesticated side.

Then all the Mei Meis will follow me home. No horse run!!

*kneads dough*


Prepares my utensils and cooking stuff.


Now, watch the master chef in action!



Oooi! Bring me the soya sauce!!!


Carter : here you go!!

Me : thanks buddy! I owe you one. *fist on chest*


Serious cooking happening here…


Good chefs are ambidextrous.

See! Both hands! Both hands!!!

*sticks out tongue* let me check the taste.

Hmmm… Almost there… Just need a wee bit more basil!

*grabs a handful and throws it in*


Flip the food.


Flip again. Almost there… Patience patience.


Checking my simmering soup. All’s good!!


Ta dah!!!!!

Nasi lemak (Jiu Jiu I haven’t forgotten!! 😡) fit for a queen!!!

Mei Mei you can come home with me now?

I’ll fight tigers and cook nasi lemak for you every day!!!

Good husband material I am!!

Ming Ming's Diary – Celebrity Baby Chef

Ming Ming's Diary – Celebrity Baby Chef


Good morning good morning everyone! Welcome to the Celebrity Baby Chef show!

If Ming can cook, so can YOU!


Now folks, the most basic thing that you need to know… Is… To turn on the stove!

Here! Let me demonstrate!

See! I’m so good at it that I can even do it behind my back!!


And now you need to find stuff to cook!

Lalalalala! Let me check out my stock in the cupboard.


Hmmm…. *rummage rummage*

You know, an awesome cook like me can whip up gourmet food from ordinary ingredients…

Hang on… Let me see….


Wait a minute!! Who broke my tap???

Why is it hanging by its hinge??? Gosh! I need to do everything myself! You’d have thought that they would prepare everything before inviting the great Ming Ming to a cooking show?!

*roll eyes*


Ok fixed. Nothing can daunt me… Except… There’s nothing to cook!!!

C’mon! I’m a chef. Not a Harry Potter!!! I can create yummy dishes from any food stuff. But how do you expect me to cook something out of thin air?!

*waves my wand* foodalicious!!!
Hahahaha. See! It doesn’t work!!


Sigh…. I’ve to do my own grocery shopping. You can’t depend on hired help these days…..

I’ll be back!!!! Watch out for me at the next episode of ….

The Celebrity Baby Chef show – if Ming can cook, so can you!

See you next time!!!

Ming Ming's Diary – Back to School!

Ming Ming's Diary – Back to School!


I’ve finally got over my flu bout!! Just some phlegm left in my throat. *cough* *cough*

I didn’t take any medicine because my soldiers are fighting the bad bad virus for me. And I’ve won!! And now I’ve got my immunity badge! *achievement unlocked!*

Now I’m not scared of you anymore! *pffft*

So now I’m back in school today. Wow!! The warm welcome I received! From teachers to friends! Told ya I’m popular with the ladies. And all the teachers kissed kissed me. Fwah! Felt so loved!! 😍


Ship Ahoy!!

There I am! Standing high up on the playground, steering my ship. Cutting a dashing figure up there.


Then I dazzled everyone with my nifty dance steps.

“May I have the next dance, honey?”


Oopsy! Are you ok?

*whispers* babes are falling over to have a dance with me! Gosh! My popularity rating is shooting through the roof!!

I think I should help her like a gentleman should.


Do you see my biceps?? I can do lots of push ups! 💪💪💪


I’m well already! Really!! See! Check my tongue? That’s what doctors do.


She’s the one. Sweet right?? We have been hanging out a lot together in class. 😍