Ahh… That was the first thing that came to my mind when I saw it…
宝贝：Mama!! I made this cookie myself!! In school!! *beaming*
Me: Wow! Lovely! What is it??
宝贝：It’s a cookie BEAR!! *throws her hands up in glee* see the 2 black eyes???
Me: Ahh…! I thought so too! What a cute bear! Shall we keep it?
宝贝：Noo! I’m going to eat it!! *makes the munching sound*
I thought I’d better snap it before it ends up in her tummy. Quite a neat little job for a 2 and a half year old.
爸爸: 宝贝! Papa is going on the plane to go to India for 5 days. So you must be a good girl and obey mama. Ok?
宝贝：宝贝 is also going on the plane!
爸爸，妈妈： O.o
妈妈：do you have an air ticket? You need one to board the plane.
宝贝：I have!
妈妈：Erm…. Where are you flying to? (expecting her to say Australia)
宝贝: Indonesia! (she proclaimed!)
妈妈： Indonesia?! What are you going to do over there?!
宝贝：shopping!
妈妈，爸爸：=.=”
Oh my goodness! I need to find a rich son-in-law to support her overseas extravaganza!
妈妈：宝贝，快！一鼓作气把你的午餐吃完！(still attempting to drum that phrase into her)
宝贝：妈妈！屁股大便！*giggles*
妈妈：那嘴巴呢？
宝贝：嘴巴吃饭 (nom nom nom *makes the eating sound* I swear it sounds like cookie monster!)
妈妈：鼻子呢？
宝贝：(*sniff sniff) 呼~~~~~~吸~~~~~~(Looking exactly like the bunch of old folks who do 气功in front of our window every morning.
妈妈：眼睛呢？
宝贝：^_^ (scrunches her face up in a huge grin with her eyes almost shut) 眼睛用来笑~~~~！(didn’t quite expect this answer but it does sound logical.)
妈妈：那头发呢？
宝贝：拿来玩！(tousles her hair with both hands)
妈妈：(~_~;)舌头呢？
宝贝：(*licks my arm)
Ewwww! Ok end of lesson. I don’t know what she will do next. (~_~;)
爸爸：快把你的午餐吃完！一鼓作气！
宝贝：屁股放屁？？
爸爸：不是。一鼓作气就是要很快的，不要停。
宝贝：爸爸，屁股大便！*giggle*
爸爸：(~_~;)
She has been modifying phrases and poems to her own liking….to be continued…
A continuation to 宝贝’s bedtime story series.
(Taking a walk before bedtime IN her cot)
宝贝：(points out her window) 婆婆！飞机飞得慢！MRT跑得快！
婆婆：不对！飞机飞得快！MRT跑得慢！
宝贝：你看！MRT不见了！飞机还在！
=.=”
You can’t exactly fault her on her logic.
Bedtime (7pm) she was lying on the bed, trying to sleep.
宝贝 : 爸爸嘞？
婆婆：睡觉了。
宝贝：妈妈嘞？
婆婆：睡觉了。
宝贝：brandon哥哥嘞？
婆婆：睡觉了。
She practically named everyone she knew.
婆婆：睡觉了。
宝贝：(sat up in disbelief, open eyes wide): 哈？！全部都睡觉了？！
You just can’t pull a fast one over a 2 year old.