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Aftermath of Spinach Purée Consumption – Explosion!

Aftermath of Spinach Purée Consumption – Explosion!

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I knew it was going to be green. Angry hulky green… I waited and waited. Nothing happened yesterday. He’s decided to keep it in for the day.

This morning it was explosively green!! It practically exploded out of his diaper. Luckily his pajamas contained the effects or it would have been unimaginable. Think hulk!

The result was a great big pile of green ooze plus green powder everywhere. Guess there simply wasn’t enough liquid poo to stick everything together. I did contemplate taking a photo of it. But poo was everywhere. Didn’t want risk dirtying the phone.

Hope you are not reading this while having your breakfast.

Have a green day!

It All Happened One Day… On April Fools’ Day

It All Happened One Day… On April Fools’ Day

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Today is April Fools’ Day. I hope this is the biggest joke I’m getting today.

I was on my Facebook (as usual, fb addict Mah), reading posts on April Fools’ Day (ironically) and cuddling my smiling baby.

Suddenly I felt a warm liquid coursing over my right thigh. A thought flashed across my mind. “The baby peed on me! Can’t be so heng right?!” And cursing my hub who changed his diapers this morning for not doing a proper job.

I looked down. KANA SAI!!! My thighs and shorts and t shirt was covered with thick yellow gooey stuff (think of yellow curry with white milk curds and mucus).

My son just pooed all over me, himself and my leather sofa. All 14 hours worth of shit (the last time he pooed was before he slept). What does it mean? It means there’s A LOT of shit.

F¥€k.

I’m in deep shit. Literally.

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Blissfully sleeping after all that shit aftermath.