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Ming Ming's Diary – Mama May I Have a Phone Pulease?? (2nd Attempt)

Ming Ming's Diary – Mama May I Have a Phone Pulease?? (2nd Attempt)

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Yes! My first attempt failed. But I never give up!!

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Jie Jie : Mama when can I buy a phone?
Mama : at the age when I got my first phone.
Jie Jie : how old??
Mama : 21
Jie Jie: waaa!!! I’m only 4!!
So long! But Mama it’s not a real phone. It’s a toy phone.
Mama : toy phone?? That’s even worse! A waste of money and no real use!!
Jie Jie: but Mama, Amanda and Clare have it. It’s a hello kitty phone! And it’s really pretty! (Tsk! wrong strategy! I told her not to mention hello kitty at all cost!! But did she listen to me?! Sigh! *face palm*)

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Oh man! It’s so hard to update my blog without my own phone. Mama has been working day and night. When I wake up, she kisses me and leaves for work. Then I fall asleep for the night, when she’s home.

I never get to use her phone!! Hmmmpppff!!!

I’ve even convinced my cutie pie Jie Jie to ask Mama to buy her a phone so that I can Erm… Borrow it from her.

Mama: you have so many things that they don’t have! Why don’t you ask them to ask their Mamas to buy those for them?? I’ll give you 10 cents a day. You can buy one when you have saved up enough. (It’s going to take a million years!!)

Sigh! We should have done the Papa way. It’d have been much easier. ?

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Say! They have lots of phones in school. Do you think they would notice it if I nick one??

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Hmmm… It can’t seem to fit into my pocket.

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Maybe if I fold it this way….

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I know!!! I can slot it inside my jacket and strap it to my tummy!!! No one will know!! Ah ha!!! ?

I’ll just use it to update my blog then return it to school!! Borrow only!!!

Ming Ming's Diary – Back to School!

Ming Ming's Diary – Back to School!

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I’ve finally got over my flu bout!! Just some phlegm left in my throat. *cough* *cough*

I didn’t take any medicine because my soldiers are fighting the bad bad virus for me. And I’ve won!! And now I’ve got my immunity badge! *achievement unlocked!*

Now I’m not scared of you anymore! *pffft*

So now I’m back in school today. Wow!! The warm welcome I received! From teachers to friends! Told ya I’m popular with the ladies. And all the teachers kissed kissed me. Fwah! Felt so loved!! ?

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Ship Ahoy!!

There I am! Standing high up on the playground, steering my ship. Cutting a dashing figure up there.

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Then I dazzled everyone with my nifty dance steps.

“May I have the next dance, honey?”

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Oopsy! Are you ok?

*whispers* babes are falling over to have a dance with me! Gosh! My popularity rating is shooting through the roof!!

I think I should help her like a gentleman should.

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Do you see my biceps?? I can do lots of push ups! ???

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I’m well already! Really!! See! Check my tongue? That’s what doctors do.

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She’s the one. Sweet right?? We have been hanging out a lot together in class. ?

Ming Ming’s Diary – I Dream a Dream

Ming Ming’s Diary – I Dream a Dream

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I dreamt that I had a dream. Woo hoo! Sounds so poetic!! I should have it trademarked!!

What?? I can’t? It’s already the name of a song in a musical?? Aww!! Who stole my idea???

Anyway, I had a happy dream! I dreamt that I was surrounded by a bevy of pretty pretty little girls. One was fanning me with a peacock fan. One was feeding me with a milk bottle. Another one was spooning apple purée into my mouth.

Waaa!! So blissful!! I was so happy that I started laughing HAHAHA!!

And started munching all the yummy food!!

My best dream ever!! Every baby boy’s favourite wet dream!

What?? I’m still sleeping!? Does this mean that I’m dream-writing my blog?? Gosh! I discover new skills I possess every new day.

I’m quite a boy wonder, eh???

Ok… Going back to my dream. HEHEHEHE!!

Ming Ming’s Diary – It’s Story Time!

Ming Ming’s Diary – It’s Story Time!

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Hello everybody! Today I’m going to read you a book.

When you read you must sit up straight. Just like me. Let me show you my side profile. Yes, straight like me!

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Everybody, read after me. Say good night!

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That’s right. After you say good night, you sleep.

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Why am I wearing a bib when I sleep? Hmmm good question! You see, sometimes I dream of yummy things, so I need to be ready to eat them up anytime, anywhere! That’s it!! Yes! For dreamy yummy things!! Nom Nom Nom.

What do you mean I drool when I sleep. No way! Cute babies don’t drool. Only doggies drool. Do I look like a puppy to you?? ?

Hey stop interrupting my story telling! Now where was I?

Now read after me, the little boy jumped up and down in the mud. Hop hop hop.

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Like this!!! Fast hopping like me!! So fast that I’m a blur!! Faster than superman!! I’m super baby!!!

HEHEHE!

What? Energizer bunny? I’m no bunny. I’m superbaby!!!

I bet you can’t hop as fast as I can!!

Ming Ming’s Diary – Mama Can You Buy Me a Phone Pulease?!

Ming Ming’s Diary – Mama Can You Buy Me a Phone Pulease?!

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Have you missed me??? I was so sick sick sick yesterday. I thought that I was getting better but apparently yesterday was the turning point – downwards.

It hit me so fast and furious that I was k.o. My nose was dripping so much that I blew some bubbles with my nose!

No photo? Ya… Mama was out working so no phone = no photo. I was pretty impressed with my bubble blowing nose sigh..!!

I should ask Mama to get me a phone so that I don’t have to hunt for a phone in the house to take photos!!

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Mama can you buy me a phone pulease?!!

Do you think it’ll work?? My Jie Jie does this all the time. But it’s on Papa though… I wonder if it’ll work on Mama??

But she has bigger eyes than me, double eyelids, thick curly eyelashes and I don’t!!! Why don’t I have double eyelids??? So unfair!

In one of the fashion magazines that I read (I read magazines during lunch time. Of course I can read!! Check out my photos!!), I can perm my eyelashes.

And it also says that I can fly to Korea and get a double eyelid over lunch. Cool dude!!

Then I can join that Korean competition and make a video that says, “I’m proud to be a Singaporean!!”

Huh? If I save up all the money without eyelash perming and double lidding in Korea I’ll have enough for a smart phone or camera??

Hmm… You do have a point there…

Ok lor… I’ll continue to scavage for phones on the floors. Beggars can’t be choosers. ?

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What am I doing??? Guessss…

I’m catching my mucus in my cup so that it doesn’t drip onto the floor.

HEHEHEHE! Got cha!!! Of course not? Do I look like such a disgusting baby??? *brilliant smile*

I was only drinking my water. Replenishing water loss from my nose. ?

Ming Ming’s Diary – It’s Selfie Time!

Ming Ming’s Diary – It’s Selfie Time!

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Hey! Whose big fat trotter is that??

Oh.. It’s mine. ☺️ I’m still not very good with taking selfies yet. I need more practice…

I must remember not to put my hand in front of the camera while I’m taking photos…

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Oops!! Almost there! *mutter*

Stupid hand. Ming ming, aim properly.

Why are you sniggering?? I’m referring to my camera aiming. And NotWhatchaThinkingOf!! My aim in that area is flawless! I always managed to shoot myself in my face with my own pee.

But I heard that pee is not good for complexion so I stopped doing it.

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Finally!!! I managed to fit my fat face into the view. Butter fingers I have…

HeHehehehehe!

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There! Selfie 201. More advanced module. It is soooo amateurish to take selfies, looking directly at the camera.

It’s an art to do it au naturale. Look away, look stylo, look vogue.

There! Stylo is my middle name. That makes me Ming Stylo Ming. MSM!

Not MainStream Media!! Sigh! Noobs! It’s Ming Stylo Ming! What? Same acronym as Mainstream Media?? Tell them to change the acronym. It’ll henceforth be known as MM!! Ok!

I must go and trademark MSM.

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There! Another supermodel pose!

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Hmmm… I should send some of these to Elite model. I look so yummy.

How about this one? The looking down, shy, boy-next-door look?? The kind that girls want to bring home to show their moms??

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This one too??? Reaching up for the sky! Wow! I’m quite poetic, aren’t I?

I should just send them all in. So that they can see me from all angles. I’m after all a very versatile model.

Whhaaattt? Send them my nude photos too??? So that they can pitch me for Calvin Klein diaperwear??

Hmm… Worth considering, my Mama can save a lot of money from that. Maybe she can send me to Stanford with the money she saves? Yes? No?

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How about this one?? It’s an old photo of me. Stylo Milo Ming.
Mama said that I looked like Leon Lai in that old hk Sam Seng drama (whatever that means?!)

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Ah! A half nude one!! For my Calvin Klein Diaperwear! This one it shall be.

Huh? Full nude?! Cannot lar. It’s like playing cards. You can’t show hand. Or there’s no value left.

Just use your imagination! With all the yoga that I do, I’ve a killer body!

Ming Ming’s Diary – It’s All About Shaving!

Ming Ming’s Diary – It’s All About Shaving!

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I love it when my Mama puts me to bed. She hugs me and whispers to me “I love you Ming Ming!” Then she nuzzles my hair and kisses my forehead. ???

My Papa said, “Orh! That’s how you do it!! I’ll do the same thing!”

Sigh! That’s where the problem starts. My Papa doesn’t like to shave on weekends. When he nuzzles me, I feel like he’s trying to exfoliate my face. I told him, “nooo! I don’t need exfoliation!!” And he thinks I’m enjoying it. And nuzzles more!! ? Someone, save me!!!

Ming Ming’s Diary – Just Another Morning..!!

Ming Ming’s Diary – Just Another Morning..!!

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Wakey wakey! It’s moorrrnnning!! Rise and SHINE!!

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C’mon guys! Wake up!! Look at the time!! The sun is shining on your butts!!

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Wakey people!!!!

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See! It’s so bright that I need to put on my sunglasses. And I’m starving!! I need breakfast dudes!!

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Oh yes! I look like a rock star. But even rock stars have to eat!

Hey! I heard you! What do you mean by 现在一条龙，等一下变成虫?! I ain’t no earthworm!! ???

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You are just plain jealous that I’ve a cute babe combing my hair for me.

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Huh?? You want her phone number?? Can.. That depends on how nice you are to me… Queue to jb already.

Why is everyone trying to bribe me with milk. I’m already eating purée.

My favourite?? Apple purée!! No apple no number!!

Ming Ming’s Diary – Cowboy Baby

Ming Ming’s Diary – Cowboy Baby

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RAWR!! I’m galloping on my horsie!!! Giddy up! Giddy up!

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Too much horse riding tires me out. Snooze….

Waaa! Is that me? Double chin??? Awww!! I need to do more yoga exercises!!

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Ahhh this is much better. Fat cheeks is more acceptable than double chin.

The photographer needs to brush up on his skills! No one takes photos from that angle!! You need to take it from top down so that my face looks slimmer and more ham ham!!

Not the pork kind of ham!! The handsome’s ham!! Sigh! These baby boomers…!

Ming Ming’s Diary – My First Chinese New Year

Ming Ming’s Diary – My First Chinese New Year

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Finally I managed to get my hands on a phone. Time to update my blog.

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Chinese New Year is such a busy time. I swear the number of people I’ve seen today is more than the number I’ve seen in the last 364 days in total!!

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I’m definitely Mr Popular. I keep being passed around like I’m some kind of Christmas present!

Or maybe I’m a star?! I’m being photographed with every single person. Everyone wants my picture. But why didn’t anyone ask me for my autograph??? Next time can sell for money leh!!

Eh excuse me, another fan wants to be photographed with me. Bbl. *cheese!!* *flashes my 2 bottom baby teeth*

And everytime I kiss someone, take a photo with someone, smile at someone, my Mama collects a red envelop. See! So many! Can you imagine how many kisses and smiles I have to dish out??

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It’s so tiring to be a cute baby. So much work to do. Sigh..! 可爱真是累人！

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Hey you! You want to take a photo with my Jie Jie?? You have to ask me for my permission first.

First you give me a red envelop. Then fill in this questionnaire.
1. Occupation of mother
2. Occupation of father
3. Which university you will be attending in future? Please circle one. Harvard, MIT, Cambridge, Oxford, Stanford
4. Number of toys you own.
5. What will you give my sister’s little brother every year.

See that group of boys filling in the forms?? Ya. Go n join them. Nah your q no.

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Jiu Jiu finally set up the tripod and took our family photo.

Hey!! Why do I look so grouchy??? I wasn’t ready yet!! I want to take another one!! Jiu jiuuuuu!!

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There! I look much more cheerful! Good work Jiu Jiu!! Keep it up!!

Who do you think I look like? Mama or Papa??

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Hang on! How did my bare bottom picture get here?? Private collection!!

What?? Someone took it from my phone when I sent it in for repairs??? Noooo! I’m not Edi-Ming!!!! No no noooo!!