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Why put basil in nasi lemak?? On tv, don’t those chefs like Olive something (he must have had the chef look when he was born that’s why his Mama named him olive!) always throw in herbs???

So I do that too!!! Just like the great chefs do!!

I overheard Mama telling Papa about the teacher-parent session she had with Jie Jie’s teacher.

“The teacher was telling me that 宝贝 always makes references to Charming during all her show and tell sessions. I was wondering which Prince Charming from which fairy tale. Or if she has some secret boyfriend at school. So I asked her teacher, “which Charming??” She said, “Isn’t her brother called Charming?!” I almost fell off the chair!”

Even Jie Jie’s teacher who hasn’t seen me thinks I’m charming!!! *coughs*

Jiu Jiu!!! Are you hearing that?!?!

I shall henceforth be known as Charming Neo Cheng Ming! Woo hoo!!!

In such a good mood today, people just called me Charming.

I shall now perform A Capella for all of you. I’ve practised it for a whole day today to get it right.

Maybe I can even hold my concert at the new indoor stadium soon!!

Imagine this – let’s have the world renowned A Capella star, Charming Neo!!!

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Good??? Good enough for indoor stadium???

Good morning!! It’s a wonderful morning! Everyone woke up nice and cheery after the commotion yesterday!!!

Jie Jie declared that she was hungry so I gave up my pear purée (which was meant for my lunch) to her. Good brother I am!!

Look! I’m the SNAB in the house. You don’t know what’s SNAB?! Goodness gracious! Which mountain did you come from?? Shaolin??? Wu dang??? Emei???

Sensitive
New
Age
Baby

That’s moi.

Now that all the females in the house are appeased and happy, it’s selfie time!!!

For the cover of the SNAB magazine. Look at my pensive expression, my sexy posture (off shoulder ok!) and well endowed physique (fat is IN,dude! Gosh! Some people can be so ignorant.).

I’m the boy that every girl wants to bring home to her mommy!

Good morning Everyone!! Have you missed me?? I couldn’t blog yesterday because my Mama was very sick yesterday.

Being a good son, I spent the whole of yesterday taking care of her and the house.

I didn’t spit food on the floor, didn’t mess up the toys, didn’t lick the furniture yesterday! That’s how well I kept the house!!

So proud of myself!!!!

Ok ok. Enough praises. Shy leh.

The topic for today is…. *drum roll*

Yes yes. Many of you are doing it wrongly. I see some people holding their mugs like this….

This is WINE drinking. Make no mistake about it! Please do not hold your water mugs like this!!! Especially with the lotus finger or people will mistake you for “east side no lose” 东方不败.

Or some people hold it like that. NONONONO!!

The correct way is to…

Hold your mug firmly with both your hands. So that you won’t spill any on yourself of the floor.

Then you tilt your head back and drink!!!

YUM SENG!!!!!

Then you will be able to taste how sweet water is! Especially during a drought like this!! Don’t waste water!!!

Hey! What’s that on the ceiling!?? Is it the darn mossie that feasted on me last week???

Oops sorry!!! Concentrate on your drinking Ming Ming! Bad example!!! ?

Gulp gulp gulp

Hmmm… Is it stuck?? Shake shake shake. There’s still water in it.

Ok folks, when this happens, according to my past experiences, you need to change your drinking position….

By…

Sitting on the floor!

See! It works every time!!!

YUM SENG!!!!

That’s how you drink water like a man!!

Woah!! Who is that cool babe?! Oh hahahaha! It’s me!!

Silly me!

Eh!!! What do you mean I look like Stevie Wonder?!

NONONONO!!!

But it is a little dark in here. *wave wave*

Turn up the lights!!

So that I can look cool in my shades and still see where I’m going!

Wahahahaha!!

Por Por says I’m so darn cute!! So does everyone!

So happy!!!

Double chin?! Who me???? Mega cute me with double chin??

JEALOUS OF MY GOOD LOOKS HUH?!

My papa is snoring so loudly that the bed is shaking!!! How am I going to get any sleep??? I’m going to get dark circles under my eyes! Horrors! Eye bags too!!

I won’t look Mingalicious tomorrow!! ?

Arghhh!!! The whole bed is shaking!!! I wonder if he’d stop if I stick my fingers up his nostrils???

Papa made me so tired with his incessant snoring that I almost overslept and missed school!!!

There are 101 things you can do in school!! Infinite number of toys! All the gentle and loving babes there!

They shouldn’t call it school. They should call it PARADISE!! ???

When you were at my age, have you ever thought of what you want to be when you grow up?

Well I have!

I thought really really hard about it. It really wasn’t an easy decision.

How did I decide? Arh! That’s the secret. I tried all the headwear in school! The one that makes me look the most suave, that’s the one!!

Fire fighter?? Nah!

Postman?? Hmmm…

Cool??? You can’t see me???

My whole head is in the helmet!! It’s safer this way! It’s bullet proof!! Me thinks I look kind of cool in the police’s helmet.

There! My handsome face!! My side view. Suave law enforcer???

Part of my job. Patrolling along the corridors. To keep my school safe from the baddies.

Fall in!!! Time for physical exercise!

I’m mean! I’m tough!! *flexes muscles*

I’m a policeman! Don’t you mess with me!

I stretched and stretched and ate my toes!!!

Easy peasey. I’m in tip top condition! Fit as a fiddly policeman! ???

Huff puff! That was a tiring session. Now to sit down and practise my painting.

Whaaat??? Mama! Where did my cute tigger romper go? You forgot to bring my apron?!

And now you are expecting me to paint in my birthday suit???

I can’t think naked! Return me my clothes!!! I’m the only naked boy in class!!!

*grumble*

There goes my cool law enforcer image! After all the effort I’ve put in. ?