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A Giraffe and a Camel?!

A Giraffe and a Camel?!

Wanted to share this because I found it pretty hilarious…

宝贝 was holding the leash of her toy camel and dragging it around the living room.  She does that quite often all the time, pretending that she’s walking her dog.. =.=” But this time, seated on her camel was a …. giraffe?!

Me : What are you doing? Why is the giraffe sitting on the camel??

宝贝: We are taking a walk and the giraffe is tired…. so it’s riding the camel.

Me : (ah ok…) Where are you going to?

宝贝: We are going to Shop n Save (there’s a shop n save about 5 mins walk away.  My dad brings her there quite often for grocery shopping.) to buy pears.

Me : O.o

I felt so tickled by the sight of the giraffe on the camel and her most unusual story…. My girl is growing up, she brings her pets shopping for pears!!

宝贝has money!

宝贝has money!

宝贝:I’ve a hat. Mama has a hat but Papa has no hat.
Me : ohhh poor Papa!
宝贝:宝贝 will buy a hat for papa!
(Papa visibly melting with gratitude)
Me : Do you have money?
宝贝:yes!
Me : where??? (expecting her to say that it’s in her piggy bank at home)
宝贝:(giving me her innocent look) in Papa’s pocket. My money is there!!

Looks like she’s turning out to be quite a good money manager. (everyone’s money belongs to her!) I don’t have to worry about her future. Phew!!

宝贝at Changi Airport

宝贝at Changi Airport

爸爸: 宝贝! Papa is going on the plane to go to India for 5 days. So you must be a good girl and obey mama. Ok?
宝贝:宝贝 is also going on the plane!
爸爸,妈妈: O.o
妈妈:do you have an air ticket? You need one to board the plane.
宝贝:I have!
妈妈:Erm…. Where are you flying to? (expecting her to say Australia)
宝贝: Indonesia! (she proclaimed!)
妈妈: Indonesia?! What are you going to do over there?!
宝贝:shopping!
妈妈,爸爸:=.=”

Oh my goodness! I need to find a rich son-in-law to support her overseas extravaganza!

Bedtime Talk Part 2

Bedtime Talk Part 2

A continuation to 宝贝’s bedtime story series.

(Taking a walk before bedtime IN her cot)

宝贝:(points out her window) 婆婆!飞机飞得慢!MRT跑得快!
婆婆:不对!飞机飞得快!MRT跑得慢!
宝贝:你看!MRT不见了!飞机还在!

=.=”

You can’t exactly fault her on her logic.

Bedtime Talk

Bedtime Talk

Bedtime (7pm) she was lying on the bed, trying to sleep.
宝贝 : 爸爸嘞?
婆婆:睡觉了。
宝贝:妈妈嘞?
婆婆:睡觉了。
宝贝:brandon哥哥嘞?
婆婆:睡觉了。
She practically named everyone she knew.
婆婆:睡觉了。
宝贝:(sat up in disbelief, open eyes wide): 哈?!全部都睡觉了?!

You just can’t pull a fast one over a 2 year old.