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Ming Ming’s Diary – I Don’t Want to Go to School

Ming Ming’s Diary – I Don’t Want to Go to School

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Super moody today…. 😩

Even the yummiest cookie tastes like 💩 without girls. What’s the meaning of life??

Wha..aaattt?! I’m overreacting?? Ok ok. Since I’m in a monk’s class, I’ll meditate to cool down. 🧘🏻‍♂️

Orhmm orhmm… where are the girls… orhmm orhmm… where girls… orhmm orhmm….

I haven’t been posting because I’ve been so so so depressed. Sigh….. 😞

Why?

Look at this 👇🏼

Depressing right??

What do you mean what’s wrong???

Look carefully (don’t blink!) 👇🏼

See the Problemo???

Nooo..?!

All the Mei meis are MISSING!!!

See!!! All boys in the class!!! Oh my Mei meis are gone! Oh Laura! Oh Taylor!!

Before the school holidays, my class was full of babes who milled around me for my attention and now…

Only boys!! I’m in an all boys class!! I’m in depression!! It’s what they call a monk’s class!!

Mama!! I want to change class! Or I’m going on STRIKE! No more going to school for me!!

Mama do you hear me???

Na ah! I’m not going to change my mind.

No school for me until you bring the girls back.

Meanwhile I’m going to homeschool myself. *reads my car car book*

And so… I went to school, to my monk’s class because Mama said the school fee has been paid and I must go to school, with or without girls in class.

Tough luck!

“Are you going to school to learn or to see girls?!” She asked.

I wanted to say “beo girls, of course!” But she looked so….

That I thought I’d better keep my big mouth shut….

Hey wait!! Who do we have here??? Looks like there’s a bit of rainbow 🌈 after the rain 🌧.

A Mei Mei! Someone up there must have heard my prayers.

Hey babe! My name’s Ming Ming. What’s yours? Can we be friends?

Awww owl, are you fine? Can I keep you for a pet?? *pats the owl lovingly.* what? Ok ok. Mustn’t get distracted. F.O.C.U.S.

Eating together at snack time.

Nom nom nom. Say, how do you find this class? Cool, right?? Will you stay? I can protect you. 💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼

I can even give you my biscuit 🍪! Nah!

Huh? What do you mean? I’m coming on too strongly? Scare her away? Ok ok. Chill chill!

It wouldn’t do if she leaves the class and I’m back to facing 7 monks. 😱 Kill me pulease!

Gosh! There are owls lying everywhere. I just rescued one from the floor.

Ming Ming’s Diary – I Spy with My Little Eyes

Ming Ming’s Diary – I Spy with My Little Eyes

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“Ting ting!” My babe antennae is up!

I spy,

I spy with my little eyes,

A cute babe

Up ahead!

Hmmm… doesn’t quite rhyme. I’ll work harder on my prose.

Check out her innocent unassuming look. 😍

Awww… so sweet with the black clip on her hair.

Come to think of it, her face looks kind of familiar… *ponder* where have I seen her before??

Hmmm…. do I have a twin sister?

DAMNIT! WHO put that black clip on my hair?!?!

Now all the girls are going to think that I’m a damn SISSY!!!!!

RAWR!!!!

My Dream…..

My Dream…..

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NONONONO!!!

Mama!! You’ve got it wrong! I didn’t dream of Mei Meis! I dreamt of food!! Almond milk and bananas!!

Don’t you know that the way to a Man’s heart is through food. *gives you the evil eye*

Sigh…. *face palm*

I had a wonderful dream last night! 🥰

I dreamt… that I was lying in a banana raft (a raft made of bananas??) floating down a river of almond milk.

I was in paradise! Sigh! My 2 favourite food! When I was hungry, I nibbled on my raft. When I was thirsty, I drank from the river. Sigh…. BLISS…!

HEHEHEHE

Can’t help laughing when I recall my dream.

Overhead Mama talking Papa, “Wonder what beautiful dream he had last night. He kept laughing his HEHEHE!”

“It’s a pity I didn’t manage to take a photo of him!”

“Maybe he was dreaming of being surrounded by beautiful girls. So he giggled to himself??”

😤 What do adults know?!

Ming Ming’s Diary – It’s Just Another Morning

Ming Ming’s Diary – It’s Just Another Morning

Hmmm… What should I do this morning?? 🤔

Ok. I can think better when I’m sitting down.

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Shaking legs…. even better. I find that shaking legs makes my brain work better. Just like my toys. You have to turn the little knobs to make them move.

Hang on! I just had a revelation!

Does that make ME a TOY?!?! 😱

Ming Ming’s Diary – Amazing Race

Ming Ming’s Diary – Amazing Race

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While Mama was having team building and Papa was working, we were having our own amazing race at home!!

Jie Jie!! That’s a foul! You are blocking me from getting the the pit stop!!

Jie Jie!! 😡

Rule of the game : whoever gets there 2nd wins the game! Cool ya??

And the winner gets a sticker on the face!! Check out my trophies! *points to stickers on my face*

HEHEHEHEHE!!

Weird… why is everyone giving me strange looks???

They look at me, then point at me and start to giggle. 😒

Hmm…

Oh well, it must be the stickers that enhanced my looks so much that people take notice of me.

Or are they awed by my chariot riding skills??

Ehhh! Someone, tell me!! You there!! Stop laughing!!!

Ming Ming’s Diary – Feeling Depressed

Ming Ming’s Diary – Feeling Depressed

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Dear 熊宝宝 aka Bear Baby, I’m feeling very depressed today. 😞

Someone said that I looked like Jabba the Hutt. I’ve been sitting in front of the mirror for the whole day (That’s why I haven’t been blogging), looking at myself.

Do I really look like that fat slob?!?!

熊宝宝, tell me the truth!! *breathes deeply* C’mon! Give it to me! Spit it out! I can take it! I’m a MAN! *thumps fist on chest*

*puts ear near Bear Baby’s mouth*

Really? I don’t look like Jabba??

Awww…! 熊宝宝 you are truly my one and only friend!!

Huggies!! Muak Muak! 🥰🥰🥰😘😘😘😍😍😍

Ming Ming’s Diary – Like a King!

Ming Ming’s Diary – Like a King!

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Sitting like a king (mama says I look like a Dua Pek Gong, whatever THAT means?!). That’s what I do best.

You may rise, my faithful subjects!

THAT’S NOT A POTTY! That’s my THRONE!!!

Someone said I looked like Jabba the Hutt sitting on the throne. I googled it. He looks like this!!

The one on the right, I’m deeply offended. 😡 Where’s the resemblance?! WHERE WHERE WHERE?!?

YOU are henceforth banished from my kingdom!

Me thinks I look more like Mr Handsome on the left.

*Blue Steel look*

Donch ya mess with me!! 💢👊🏼💢

Ming Ming’s Diary – Memorable Moment! 🥰

Ming Ming’s Diary – Memorable Moment! 🥰

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Shush! Updating my diary is a serious matter. *Frown* I must quickly record this down so that I don’t forget this memorable moment.

*candlelight snack time*

*romantic music playing in the background… “Old Macdonald had a farm Ee A Ee A Oooo….”*

Hmm… I wonder if I need to arrange for some entertainment… How about a magic trick that I have just learnt?? (Heard that girls like to be wowed by magic tricks..)

OK… Watch my hand closely…

(Shakes hand vigorously) Do you see my hand disappear?? Do you do you??

Darn! She doesn’t look too impressed…😒

Sigh. I think I should just eat my food. Don’t waste good food. Girls are so hard to please nowadays.

Munch munch munch. Hey! These loops are quite yummy!

Am mmmm mumm mumm…

Ohh table manners, Ming Ming!!

So tasty that I’m licking my fingers and thumb and palm and everything!

Hmmm… Last one…

I wonder if Laura will give me some of hers. I mean girls are ALWAYS on diet right???

Laura… May I have some of yours????

Don’t waste food. Let me help you finish them???? *best smile*

How are your froot loops dear? Are they done to your taste?

This restaurant has a nice ambience. I have specially requested them to play your favourite song. 😍😍😍

It’s art time now.

Why are my eyes closed?? Like the great Mingcasso, I need to conceptualise the painting in mind.

*focus focus*

Ah! I have an inspiration!!!

Yes! A dash of yellow here! A dab of green there! Watch the Raining Sun master at work!

Eh! What do you mean I look like a dog with my tongue sticking out???

Orh!! Are you calling Einstein a dog?!

That’s the trademark of genius at work! 😛

Ming Ming's Diary – Monday Blues….

Ming Ming's Diary – Monday Blues….

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It’s Monday. Why do adults call it Monday blues?? I like blue! They should call it Monday blacks. 

After the fun filled weekend, everyone’s gone to school/work. Except for me. I’ll just have to do self play. Unless you want to come and play with me???

I can share my toys with you!!! 


Hmmm… Now that everyone’s gone out, I need to plan my day and think of what I should do next. Let me drink some of my brain juice first. 


*suck suck* I find it helpful to my thinking process when I’m drinking.

What am I drinking??? Beer of course!! Haven’t you seen the advertisement?!

Give that man a tiger! RAWR!!!! ???


What do you mean mine’s not beer? I’ve been drinking beer since I was born!!

How can I not know if it’s beer or not??

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Ahhh!!! You are trying to bluff me! Just because I’m little doesn’t mean that I don’t know what I’m drinking! 

我喝beer比你喝水多！

Drowning my sorrows in beer? Certainly not. I’m still trying to decide what I want to do today.

You are disturbing my thought process. ?

We, men, are focused minded creatures. Cannot multitask. Ya! Since caveman days….

Focus focus Ming Ming!!!


*suck suck* 

Should I play with my cars? Or my train? Or my building blocks? Or my Legos? Or my walker?

Oh man!!! Choices choices choices! 


Maybe rolling my eyes up can help with my focus. *roll eyes*


What??? You mean I’ve spent the whole morning thinking that my Jie Jie is back from school???

Yippee!!! No more thinking is necessary! Now I can play with with Jie Jie!!!


HEHEHEHE! 

I’ve thought so hard for her to come home and now she has!!!

The universe has answered my request! Mighty Ming Ming!

Jie Jie! Come! Let’s rock n roll!!

Ming Ming's Diary – Slippery Slip Module 101

Ming Ming's Diary – Slippery Slip Module 101

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Look at this engineering wonder at Punggol Park!
Hahaha! I didn’t build this. I’m so flattered that you think I did. 


Hey! Papa! Watch me ok!!
This is how you crawl up a slide. For you you need to turn sideways so that you don’t get stuck. 
Teaching Papa the playing on the slide module 101.