Ming Ming’s Diary – Peekaboo!
Peek a boo!!!
Jie Jie peek a boo me too
Peeka peeka boo!
It’s amazing how different the world looks, through a hole in the chair.
I heard there are peepholes in Amsterdam too. I wonder if they are the same….??
Ming Ming’s Diary – I’m a SNAB!!
I’ve heard this term Snag. I think I’m a snab. Sensitive new age baby. Other babies cry and tear pages. But me? I love to read!
Not only that, I read motherhood shopping magazines. So that I can tell Mama the clothes I want to buy. There’s a new girl in class I want to impress. ?
I eat and read at the same time. Like the adults at the cafes? Good life right?? You know, just sit there, eat, read magazines and watch people scurrying around to go to work. Shiok arh!
No, I’m not wearing a tu dou. Oh pulease! Tu dous are for girls!!! It’s a bib for goodness’ sake! And such a manly bib! Look, it’s blue ok!!! Definitely a boy bib!!
Wei!!! Why did you flip up my bib!!! I know I’m sexy! But please control yourself!
Why am I naked? I’m not!! I’m wearing a bib! Besides I like to air myself once in a while.
Should I wear this to school? Sexy huh??
Ming Ming’s Diary – Singapore Roll!
I woke up nice and bright this morning!! Mr Sun was up late though. This Mr Sun is getting lazy, making Mr Moon work overtime. Tsk tsk. But it’s ok, when Ming Ming is up, everyone gets up too.
??? Wakey Wakey everyone! Rise and “shine”!!
Eh eh! Mama! Wake up! *nudge nudge* Papa!!! 起来！
Hmmppffrr!! I’m being ignored!!! ??? *Papa’s snores*
No one ignores Ming Ming!! This calls for drastic measures!! ?
So I rolled..
On Mama! Mama shouted “what the heck?!” Hee hee! Then I rolled…
And rolled…
On Papa. I was rewarded with a “ooh!!”
And yes! Everyone has woken up. Morning call folks!! ✌️
What?? Too early?? Only 5am? Oh ok! Everyone please go back to bed again.
Ming Ming’s Diary – The Early Bird Catches the Phone!
The early bird catches the worm. Some people (who try so hard to be funny, unlike me. I’m a naturally funny baby) will say “that’s provided you are not the worm.”
Anyway I’m very sure that I’m the extremely cute early bird. Everyone else is still zz in the house. The whole house is mine!! Mine!!! Muahahah! And guess what I’ve found!!!
A Samsung phone!!! It even has my picture on it!! It’s meant to be mine. Most have been a belated birthday present (ppssst! My birthday is on 4 jan. I accept presents for my next birthday. ☺️)
Now I don’t have to borrow Mama’s phone to update my blog. I’ve my own phone now.
This blog updating is serious matter. *press press*
Hang on! Why am I in pink?? Mama why did you dress me in pink?? I told all my girlfriends in school about my blog URL. Now they are all going to see me in pink! Omg!!! How am I going to Kao girls from now on?? *face palm*
Nnnooooooo!!!! Take it off!!!
Hmmpphh! I’m not Mr Pink!!
Ming Ming’s Diary – It’s a Wonderful Day!
GOOD MORNING EVERYONE! Rise and shine!!! ???
First things first! What do Singaporeans like to do?? Complain?? No lar. We like to take food instagrams!! Do I have an Instagram account? Of course not! I’m already busy enough sneaking updates for my Blog. I’ll be a dead baby if my Mama finds out that I’ve an Instagram account as well!!
So as a true blue Singaporean baby, here’s my first food photo of the day!! Ta da! My breakfast!!!
What’s this? Can’t you tell??? My Papa will be so hurt. It’s rock melon (lovingly blended by Papa) cereal. *nom Nom nom*
You don’t understand why when food arrives, we shout,”don’t eat!! Take photo first!!”?
Orh! You are not a Singaporean then.
Yippy! I’ve international readers! Look! Food is an important part of our lives. We.worship.food!!!
I’m a goner!! Someone’s whispered to me that my Mama has found out about my blog!!! I need to hide! I need a plan!! I need HELP!!!
Who?! Who has told her about it?!
Goodbye sweet world!! ?
*gulp* maybe this would help. *Shimmering tearing eyes with repentant look*
My Jie Jie does this all the time. She has large eyes with thick eyelashes. I think they drew the puss in boots image based on her photo. Papa always forgives her when she does that. Erm… Not sure if it works for Mama though.
✌️I promise I’ll be a good boy. Nooo!! You stupid fingers!! Not the victory sign!!! 3 fingers!!! The promise sign!!! I’m so going to be dead meat!!!
This calls for desperate measures. My Plan B!! My “I love Mom” romper and my best smile!!!
Mama I so so so so LOVE you!! ???
Ah ha!!! See!! Women of all ages simply can’t resist my charms.
Mama says that I can write my blog as long as it doesn’t affect her phone usage and no swearing online. Sheesh! Who does she think I am? Al cappuccino??
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Ming Ming’s Diary – My Maiden Blog Post
Hi! My name is Ming Ming and this is my maiden blog post. ?
To introduce myself, I’m posting my first selfie in my best suit (complete with a tie). Ta da!
Hey! I heard that! What do you mean by “he’s just a baby!”
But I can’t post very often because… *looks to left and right* pssttt… Let me tell you a secret…
Cross your heart and promise you won’t tell anyone…
I’m secretly using my Mama’s phone to write my blog. So I’ve to do it really stealthily! Because I’m on a tv/iPhone/iPad/computer ban right now.
It’s so hard to gain access to her phone. I’ve to type really quickly and put her phone back so that she doesn’t find out!
Mama brought me to school this morning. I learnt how to ride a duckie. It’s an absolute must to learn that. You think it’s cool to drive a Lamboghini?! Nah! That’s so gen y! Passé!! This is how I pick up chicks! On my trusty duckie!
I rode too fast for the photo. Giddy up Duckie!!
Oh man! It’s all physical at school today! So tiring! But a man’s got to do what a man’s got to do! I climbed and climbed up all the stairs. Literally climb ok!!! On my fours!
Pant pant! I’ve reached the top. I swear I’m fit enough to climb Mt Everest with all this training!
Wa ha!! It’s a really long way to fall! Hold on tight, Ming Ming!! Shaky knees there! For a while I thought I had acrophobia. Luckily I don’t. Or else the Singapore mountaineering team would lose a future talented climber like me!! How many people can climb Mt Everest on all fours??
Ahh! Cool view! Things DO look different from the top!
