Woah!! Who is that cool babe?! Oh hahahaha! It’s me!!
Silly me!
Eh!!! What do you mean I look like Stevie Wonder?!
NONONONO!!!
But it is a little dark in here. *wave wave*
Turn up the lights!!
So that I can look cool in my shades and still see where I’m going!
Wahahahaha!!
Por Por says I’m so darn cute!! So does everyone!
So happy!!!
Double chin?! Who me???? Mega cute me with double chin??
JEALOUS OF MY GOOD LOOKS HUH?!
Hiya folks!!! It’s gym day again!! ???
A fit Ming Ming is a healthy Ming Ming. A healthy Ming Ming is Mr Sunshine Ming!!
Watch me bounce on the giant bouncing ball! *giggle* Do you believe that I can bounce all the way to the moon???? Let me show you!!
Boing Boing Boing!!!
Oopsy! This is tiring! *pant pant* all the way there and back. I’m going to try for Mars next. I’ll grab some Mars bars back for you!!
Hmm… I think it’s much faster to go on wheels then to continue bouncing on the ball.
Me drive??? No way!! I’m the boss!! Bosses sit at the back!!! *whispers* see! That’s my chauffeur.
Huh?! Nothing Papa!! I didn’t say anything! You’ve heard wrongly. *smiles at Papa beatifically*
Ah ha! Here’s my destination. Time to alight!
This is hard work!! Crawling on the balance bar!! But the thought of having a trim and fit body after the work out pushes me on!
Go Ming Ming Go!! You can do it!! Rawrrrr!!!!
Hey!! There’s a phone there!!! *looks around* yoo hoo!!!
Whose phone is that?!?! Look! I’m an honest boy!!! There’s a phone here!!!
But if no one claims it, I’m going to take it over?!?!
Hmmm… Ok quickly update my blog then put it back. Me honest honest. No take strange phones at gym.
Trying out the scooter next. Vroom!!! Wobble wobble! Careful Ming Ming!! Balance balance!!!
I guess this is still my favourite ride. It even has a bum rest. Just nice for my tight butt.
Huh? I’m riding it back to front?? Now look here buddy! I’m holding the handlebar. That’s the front!! The one behind is my butt rest!!!
And let me demonstrate how to drive it.
*push push* then you wriggle your butt against the butt rest. You get to exercise your butt as well.
There!!! Now that’s the right way to ride the bum kneader!!!
My papa is doing sensory play with me. The adults have a bee in the bonnet about this!! They make me take off my beautiful socks and walk on sand, grass, carpet (I kind of like the carpet one), bamboo sticks!!! Straw mats etc.
Mama says, “look! He’s tip toeing! He doesn’t like it!”
Of course!! C’mon! If it’s so fun, why isn’t my papa taking off his shoes and doing this sensory thingy with me!!! Look at his feet in the picture!!! He’s wearing shoes while I’m getting my handsome feet dirty!!!
And I have to crawl all over the dead brown grass (as if they were not tortured enough by the scorching heat) for this sensory thing.
Why aren’t the adults crawling on the grass??? Huh? Huh?? Huh?!
Ah see!! Another piece of evidence!! My papa wears shoes on grass while I have to crawl all over!!! Where’s justice??? Where where where????
My Jie Jie gets to play on the swing and I only get to muck around on sand and dead grass…..
Darn! She said she’s done her dues. How long more must I do this drudgery????? *grumble*
Oh wait!!! What’s this?! Good heavens!!! I’ve a BALD patch on my head???? ?
And I’m only 1 year old!!!
How can I grow hair back??? Can anyone tell me???
My papa is snoring so loudly that the bed is shaking!!! How am I going to get any sleep??? I’m going to get dark circles under my eyes! Horrors! Eye bags too!!
I won’t look Mingalicious tomorrow!! ?
Arghhh!!! The whole bed is shaking!!! I wonder if he’d stop if I stick my fingers up his nostrils???
Papa made me so tired with his incessant snoring that I almost overslept and missed school!!!
And I LOVE school!!
There are 101 things you can do in school!! Infinite number of toys! All the gentle and loving babes there!
They shouldn’t call it school. They should call it PARADISE!! ???
When you were at my age, have you ever thought of what you want to be when you grow up?
Well I have!
I thought really really hard about it. It really wasn’t an easy decision.
How did I decide? Arh! That’s the secret. I tried all the headwear in school! The one that makes me look the most suave, that’s the one!!
Fire fighter?? Nah!
Postman?? Hmmm…
Cool??? You can’t see me???
My whole head is in the helmet!! It’s safer this way! It’s bullet proof!! Me thinks I look kind of cool in the police’s helmet.
There! My handsome face!! My side view. Suave law enforcer???
Part of my job. Patrolling along the corridors. To keep my school safe from the baddies.
Fall in!!! Time for physical exercise!
I’m mean! I’m tough!! *flexes muscles*
I’m a policeman! Don’t you mess with me!
I stretched and stretched and ate my toes!!!
Easy peasey. I’m in tip top condition! Fit as a fiddly policeman! ???
Huff puff! That was a tiring session. Now to sit down and practise my painting.
Whaaat??? Mama! Where did my cute tigger romper go? You forgot to bring my apron?!
And now you are expecting me to paint in my birthday suit???
I can’t think naked! Return me my clothes!!! I’m the only naked boy in class!!!
*grumble*
There goes my cool law enforcer image! After all the effort I’ve put in. ?
Yes! My first attempt failed. But I never give up!!
Jie Jie : Mama when can I buy a phone?
Mama : at the age when I got my first phone.
Jie Jie : how old??
Mama : 21
Jie Jie: waaa!!! I’m only 4!!
So long! But Mama it’s not a real phone. It’s a toy phone.
Mama : toy phone?? That’s even worse! A waste of money and no real use!!
Jie Jie: but Mama, Amanda and Clare have it. It’s a hello kitty phone! And it’s really pretty! (Tsk! wrong strategy! I told her not to mention hello kitty at all cost!! But did she listen to me?! Sigh! *face palm*)
Oh man! It’s so hard to update my blog without my own phone. Mama has been working day and night. When I wake up, she kisses me and leaves for work. Then I fall asleep for the night, when she’s home.
I never get to use her phone!! Hmmmpppff!!!
I’ve even convinced my cutie pie Jie Jie to ask Mama to buy her a phone so that I can Erm… Borrow it from her.
Mama: you have so many things that they don’t have! Why don’t you ask them to ask their Mamas to buy those for them?? I’ll give you 10 cents a day. You can buy one when you have saved up enough. (It’s going to take a million years!!)
Sigh! We should have done the Papa way. It’d have been much easier. ?
Say! They have lots of phones in school. Do you think they would notice it if I nick one??
Hmmm… It can’t seem to fit into my pocket.
Maybe if I fold it this way….
I know!!! I can slot it inside my jacket and strap it to my tummy!!! No one will know!! Ah ha!!! ?
I’ll just use it to update my blog then return it to school!! Borrow only!!!
I’ve finally got over my flu bout!! Just some phlegm left in my throat. *cough* *cough*
I didn’t take any medicine because my soldiers are fighting the bad bad virus for me. And I’ve won!! And now I’ve got my immunity badge! *achievement unlocked!*
Now I’m not scared of you anymore! *pffft*
So now I’m back in school today. Wow!! The warm welcome I received! From teachers to friends! Told ya I’m popular with the ladies. And all the teachers kissed kissed me. Fwah! Felt so loved!! ?
Ship Ahoy!!
There I am! Standing high up on the playground, steering my ship. Cutting a dashing figure up there.
Then I dazzled everyone with my nifty dance steps.
“May I have the next dance, honey?”
Oopsy! Are you ok?
*whispers* babes are falling over to have a dance with me! Gosh! My popularity rating is shooting through the roof!!
I think I should help her like a gentleman should.
Do you see my biceps?? I can do lots of push ups! ???
I’m well already! Really!! See! Check my tongue? That’s what doctors do.
She’s the one. Sweet right?? We have been hanging out a lot together in class. ?
I dreamt that I had a dream. Woo hoo! Sounds so poetic!! I should have it trademarked!!
What?? I can’t? It’s already the name of a song in a musical?? Aww!! Who stole my idea???
Anyway, I had a happy dream! I dreamt that I was surrounded by a bevy of pretty pretty little girls. One was fanning me with a peacock fan. One was feeding me with a milk bottle. Another one was spooning apple purée into my mouth.
Waaa!! So blissful!! I was so happy that I started laughing HAHAHA!!
And started munching all the yummy food!!
My best dream ever!! Every baby boy’s favourite wet dream!
What?? I’m still sleeping!? Does this mean that I’m dream-writing my blog?? Gosh! I discover new skills I possess every new day.
I’m quite a boy wonder, eh???
Ok… Going back to my dream. HEHEHEHE!!
Hello everybody! Today I’m going to read you a book.
When you read you must sit up straight. Just like me. Let me show you my side profile. Yes, straight like me!
Everybody, read after me. Say good night!
That’s right. After you say good night, you sleep.
Why am I wearing a bib when I sleep? Hmmm good question! You see, sometimes I dream of yummy things, so I need to be ready to eat them up anytime, anywhere! That’s it!! Yes! For dreamy yummy things!! Nom Nom Nom.
What do you mean I drool when I sleep. No way! Cute babies don’t drool. Only doggies drool. Do I look like a puppy to you?? ?
Hey stop interrupting my story telling! Now where was I?
Now read after me, the little boy jumped up and down in the mud. Hop hop hop.
Like this!!! Fast hopping like me!! So fast that I’m a blur!! Faster than superman!! I’m super baby!!!
HEHEHE!
What? Energizer bunny? I’m no bunny. I’m superbaby!!!
I bet you can’t hop as fast as I can!!
Have you missed me??? I was so sick sick sick yesterday. I thought that I was getting better but apparently yesterday was the turning point – downwards.
It hit me so fast and furious that I was k.o. My nose was dripping so much that I blew some bubbles with my nose!
No photo? Ya… Mama was out working so no phone = no photo. I was pretty impressed with my bubble blowing nose sigh..!!
I should ask Mama to get me a phone so that I don’t have to hunt for a phone in the house to take photos!!
Mama can you buy me a phone pulease?!!
Do you think it’ll work?? My Jie Jie does this all the time. But it’s on Papa though… I wonder if it’ll work on Mama??
But she has bigger eyes than me, double eyelids, thick curly eyelashes and I don’t!!! Why don’t I have double eyelids??? So unfair!
In one of the fashion magazines that I read (I read magazines during lunch time. Of course I can read!! Check out my photos!!), I can perm my eyelashes.
And it also says that I can fly to Korea and get a double eyelid over lunch. Cool dude!!
Then I can join that Korean competition and make a video that says, “I’m proud to be a Singaporean!!”
Huh? If I save up all the money without eyelash perming and double lidding in Korea I’ll have enough for a smart phone or camera??
Hmm… You do have a point there…
Ok lor… I’ll continue to scavage for phones on the floors. Beggars can’t be choosers. ?
What am I doing??? Guessss…
I’m catching my mucus in my cup so that it doesn’t drip onto the floor.
HEHEHEHE! Got cha!!! Of course not? Do I look like such a disgusting baby??? *brilliant smile*
I was only drinking my water. Replenishing water loss from my nose. ?
Hey! Whose big fat trotter is that??
Oh.. It’s mine. ☺️ I’m still not very good with taking selfies yet. I need more practice…
I must remember not to put my hand in front of the camera while I’m taking photos…
Oops!! Almost there! *mutter*
Stupid hand. Ming ming, aim properly.
Why are you sniggering?? I’m referring to my camera aiming. And NotWhatchaThinkingOf!! My aim in that area is flawless! I always managed to shoot myself in my face with my own pee.
But I heard that pee is not good for complexion so I stopped doing it.
Finally!!! I managed to fit my fat face into the view. Butter fingers I have…
HeHehehehehe!
There! Selfie 201. More advanced module. It is soooo amateurish to take selfies, looking directly at the camera.
It’s an art to do it au naturale. Look away, look stylo, look vogue.
There! Stylo is my middle name. That makes me Ming Stylo Ming. MSM!
Not MainStream Media!! Sigh! Noobs! It’s Ming Stylo Ming! What? Same acronym as Mainstream Media?? Tell them to change the acronym. It’ll henceforth be known as MM!! Ok!
I must go and trademark MSM.
There! Another supermodel pose!
Hmmm… I should send some of these to Elite model. I look so yummy.
How about this one? The looking down, shy, boy-next-door look?? The kind that girls want to bring home to show their moms??
This one too??? Reaching up for the sky! Wow! I’m quite poetic, aren’t I?
I should just send them all in. So that they can see me from all angles. I’m after all a very versatile model.
Whhaaattt? Send them my nude photos too??? So that they can pitch me for Calvin Klein diaperwear??
Hmm… Worth considering, my Mama can save a lot of money from that. Maybe she can send me to Stanford with the money she saves? Yes? No?
How about this one?? It’s an old photo of me. Stylo Milo Ming.
Mama said that I looked like Leon Lai in that old hk Sam Seng drama (whatever that means?!)
Ah! A half nude one!! For my Calvin Klein Diaperwear! This one it shall be.
Huh? Full nude?! Cannot lar. It’s like playing cards. You can’t show hand. Or there’s no value left.
Just use your imagination! With all the yoga that I do, I’ve a killer body!