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Ming Ming’s Diary – My First Chinese New Year

Ming Ming’s Diary – My First Chinese New Year

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Finally I managed to get my hands on a phone. Time to update my blog.

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Chinese New Year is such a busy time. I swear the number of people I’ve seen today is more than the number I’ve seen in the last 364 days in total!!

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I’m definitely Mr Popular. I keep being passed around like I’m some kind of Christmas present!

Or maybe I’m a star?! I’m being photographed with every single person. Everyone wants my picture. But why didn’t anyone ask me for my autograph??? Next time can sell for money leh!!

Eh excuse me, another fan wants to be photographed with me. Bbl. *cheese!!* *flashes my 2 bottom baby teeth*

And everytime I kiss someone, take a photo with someone, smile at someone, my Mama collects a red envelop. See! So many! Can you imagine how many kisses and smiles I have to dish out??

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It’s so tiring to be a cute baby. So much work to do. Sigh..! 可爱真是累人！

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Hey you! You want to take a photo with my Jie Jie?? You have to ask me for my permission first.

First you give me a red envelop. Then fill in this questionnaire.
1. Occupation of mother
2. Occupation of father
3. Which university you will be attending in future? Please circle one. Harvard, MIT, Cambridge, Oxford, Stanford
4. Number of toys you own.
5. What will you give my sister’s little brother every year.

See that group of boys filling in the forms?? Ya. Go n join them. Nah your q no.

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Jiu Jiu finally set up the tripod and took our family photo.

Hey!! Why do I look so grouchy??? I wasn’t ready yet!! I want to take another one!! Jiu jiuuuuu!!

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There! I look much more cheerful! Good work Jiu Jiu!! Keep it up!!

Who do you think I look like? Mama or Papa??

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Hang on! How did my bare bottom picture get here?? Private collection!!

What?? Someone took it from my phone when I sent it in for repairs??? Noooo! I’m not Edi-Ming!!!! No no noooo!!

Ming Ming’s Diary – My First Lou Hei

Ming Ming’s Diary – My First Lou Hei

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Massive backlog on my diary… What to do… Small fingers I have. It takes me very long to blog a post. Please bear with me!

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Yesterday evening I had my first Lo hei!!

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But I was too tired to Dayre about it. My normal bedtime is at 630pm. By the time Mama and Papa brought me home, it was almost 9pm. And me?? I was already in Lala land.

When I heard we were going for a Lo hei I was expecting something black (黑黑）but it was so colourful.

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The waiter was chanting some prayers as he poured the ingredients onto the plates. I saw his ???splatter into the Lo hei. Eeeks! So I didn’t eat any, smart baby I am.

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Then all the adults used their chopsticks to toss everything and more chanting and more saliva!!! ?

Ah..! Now I know. That’s Lo hei!!!

My Jie Jie said her fruits tasted better than the Lo hei. There she was. Eating the fruits.

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Pretty babe right? I’m so proud of her. Anyone who wants to date her will have to go through me!!!

Let me see…. I like to drink milk!! Lots of milk. You will need to bribe me with milk then maybe I’ll consider introducing her to you. ?

And me? Haiz. I forgot to bring food. 1st time at the reunion dinner. So noob. Next time I’ll remember to bring my own food like my Jie Jie.

I can only play with my limited edition toy car.

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I got bored with my toy car after a while. Hey! Adults take so long to eat their food. Sheesh!!

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I had to walk around on the chairs and remind everyone to hurry up!! It’s past Ming Ming’s bedtime. Omg!!! It was way way past!! Hey I need to sleep so that my brain can develop!!! You are making my iq drop by a few notches!!!

Why is your mouth so small?? Like a guppy?? Open it bigger!!! Like this!! RAWR!! Eat faster!!!

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I need to go home for my princely sleep. *yawn*

Ming Ming’s Diary – Little Yoga Master

Ming Ming’s Diary – Little Yoga Master

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A not so good morning *sniff sniff* I’m still having a running away nose and am still sick.

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I feel like ?. And I didn’t sleep last night. See my bleary eyes. I’m so sad that I missed school today. I was so looking forward to it. I hope the babes don’t miss me too much. I won’t be there to serenade them under the stars and catch bubbles for them. Sigh! How I hate being sick. It sux big time!

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My last selfie looked awful?? Of course! I’m sick!! Ok ok I must look good even though I’m sick. Here’s another selfie. Blurry? I haven’t had my breaky yet, that’s why.

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Hmmm… I still need to keep up with my physical exercise although I can’t go to school. That horrible Gregory at school laughed at my moobs. ? he said he’s going to seduce all my gorgeous girlfriends from me. How dare he!! I’m just not tall enough for my weight. I’m not the fat kind of fat! ?

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Here I go, on my green exercise towel. Look! 6 pack abs!

Hah!

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I stretch and stretch and stretch…

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Streeetchhh…

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There! I’ve done it! Toe in mouth!! Wonderful yoga skill! I’m really good! But I must be humble, hehe, not too much praise please.

Let me tell you a secret.. My Papa can’t do this. He sat on the floor and stretched and stretched and his fingers only reached his knees… max! Papa claims that he’s too tall, that’s why! Me thinks it’s his tummy that’s getting in his way. Don’t worry. Papa doesn’t read my blog. He doesn’t even have a Facebook account! Blogging is too advanced for him!!

Ming Ming’s Diary – The Sick (me) and the Elderly (Jiu Jiu)

Ming Ming’s Diary – The Sick (me) and the Elderly (Jiu Jiu)

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Good day everyone! Did anyone miss me because I didn’t post yesterday?? Awww..! I miss all of you too. I sneezed a lot, had a running nose (I don’t know why it’s running away. But it must have changed its mind because it’s still on my face.), and tearing eyes.

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I conked out yesterday. My nose is still running away, I’ve tied it down with a tissue paper. So I won’t lose it!

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I called my Jiu Jiu (uncle) this morning to tell him that I’ll be visiting him. He’s been sick sick with a big cut on his neck. I think water leaks from it when he drinks. You know, sometimes when I drink water, and I don’t close my mouth properly, water dribbles out and wets my shirt. Poor Jiu Jiu.

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Mama lent me her phone to take Jiu Jiu’s photos. The doctor sewed him up like a piece of cloth. Check it out!! There’s still thread sticking out.

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That’s me, taking my afternoon nap. Mama says, I need to sleep so that my nose will stop running away.

I don’t understand why Mama always bundles me up in the blanket like I’m a piece of salted fish. C’mon! Do I look like salted fish to you?! ?

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So when everyone’s asleep, I’ll move my fat legs out of the blanket. See! So fair! I need more sun!!

Nooo!! Why did you call me white chicken!!!! I ain’t no chicken!!! ??? I’m a dragon!!’ RAWR!!!

Ming Ming’s Diary – Cool Little Dude

Ming Ming’s Diary – Cool Little Dude

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Hey dude! Don’t I look cool? I tugged half my buttons off while Mama was getting Jie Jie ready for school.

She turned around and exclaimed, “Aiyo! Ming Ming! You look like a Sam Seng!!!”

What’s a Sam seng? It must be some singlish slang for hamsum.

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Huh? I have moobs and a paunch?? I’m not some dirty old uncle. These are hidden muscles, the potential beneath, yet to be unleashed.

I’m a baby! Babies are meant to be cuddly!!! So these are my cuddles!!!

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Too cute for words?? Aww..!! Ok ok. I’ll dress up. Wouldn’t want my cuddles to be pinched. It’s already bad enough that strange aunties pinch my cheeks everyday and exclaim, “so cute…!!” Can’t they just say it without pinching??

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Ssshh! Let me finish reading my book first. I’m reading ahead so that I can go to school and impress the babes with my profound vocabulary. It’s important to be learned and Sam Seng (singlish for hamsum ya??) at the same time.

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? Mama! I want to go to work with you! Pretty please!? Don’t leave me behind!!! Pulease..!! (Watery eyes)

Ming Ming’s Diary – I’m Balding!

Ming Ming’s Diary – I’m Balding!

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Omg!!! I’ve a bald patch!! Right at the top of my head!! Did you see that?

Quick! Give me the number to the Yunnan hair thing!! I must be their first baby client! Maybe they will pay me to be their poster baby for endorsement??

Tomorrow how to go to school and face my girlfriends??? How how how???

Ming Ming’s Diary – Picking Up Babes Tip #1

Ming Ming’s Diary – Picking Up Babes Tip #1

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I read in the magazines that girls like boys with skills. I’ve figured that it will be super cool to know how to fly!!

My flight training started this morning! I hope that I can pick it up before school this morning. ☺️

 

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I decided that flying can’t be picked up so quickly. Some girls like the arty farty kind. I look especially suave in my green apron.

Hey babe! This is how you use the brush!!

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You dab it in here. Do you need any help?? I can hold your hand over the brush. ☺️

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Eating etiquette is also very important. So that I can impress my date at the French fine dining restaurant. Au Jardin, s’il vous plaît?

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I must improve on my selfie skill. ?

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Especially when I need to put these darn small rice crisps into my mouth at the same time. But, I shall endeavor!!

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Eee!! So ugly! Rice crisps all over my mouth!! Delete delete!! Babes will not date me after this!! ?

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My first date : so romantic. Both of us under the stars, with a choir singing behind us.

If you need any advice on picking up girls, I can give you a tip or two.

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Oh man! I’m Mr Popular. All the babes love me. I’m catching her a bubble. What? Flowers? Nah! That’s so passé! Bubbles are the in the thing now. See how happy she looks??

Luckily I didn’t come to class wearing only my bib. Too sexy for these babes to handle.

Ming ming you are the MAN!! ?

Ming Ming’s Diary – I’m a SNAB!!

Ming Ming’s Diary – I’m a SNAB!!

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I’ve heard this term Snag. I think I’m a snab. Sensitive new age baby. Other babies cry and tear pages. But me? I love to read!

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Not only that, I read motherhood shopping magazines. So that I can tell Mama the clothes I want to buy. There’s a new girl in class I want to impress. ?

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I eat and read at the same time. Like the adults at the cafes? Good life right?? You know, just sit there, eat, read magazines and watch people scurrying around to go to work. Shiok arh!

No, I’m not wearing a tu dou. Oh pulease! Tu dous are for girls!!! It’s a bib for goodness’ sake! And such a manly bib! Look, it’s blue ok!!! Definitely a boy bib!!

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Wei!!! Why did you flip up my bib!!! I know I’m sexy! But please control yourself!

Why am I naked? I’m not!! I’m wearing a bib! Besides I like to air myself once in a while.

Should I wear this to school? Sexy huh??

101 Sleeping Positions – Position #3

101 Sleeping Positions – Position #3

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I haven’t been posting 小小宝贝’s quirky sleeping positions. So here goes.

He started off sleeping in an orthodox manner – head on small pillow, feet pointing towards the bottom of the bed.

At this moment –

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There were a few transitional positions before he arrived at this one. He was virtually going 360° on the bed. Mind you, it’s a king sized bed. And the “debris” strewn all over the bed due to his cartwheeling moments.

Now he’s ended up on my side of the bed with his “dirty” feet on my pillow. Hmpf!

Just have to kick him back to his side of the bed.

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My sweetie sleeping soundly. Poor little guy’s battle scars from a recent mosquito attack. I’ll miss him sorely when I transfer him to 宝贝’s room. But we need our bed back!