I Want to Drink Salad Sauce!
It all started because of this.
Me : Let’s chat! How’s your day?
宝贝 : Mommy, I’d like to finish reading my book first. (In a sternly reprimanding tone)
Gosh… For a while, I felt like I was the wayward daughter. ?
Sigh…! With the no gadget rule, I had nothing to occupy myself with. I had to resort to eavesdropping on the conversation at the next table. Well, not exactly eavesdropping because they were rather loud and expressive.
Son (probably in secondary school) : What’s this in the jug?
Mother : That is the salad sauce to go with your salad.
Son : Can I drink it?
Mother : Don’t be STUPID!! That’s for your salad.
By the way, the poor woman is surrounded by stupid people and things, namely her stupid phone, her stupid husband, her stupid son etc. And she announced to the whole restaurant about them. My heart goes out to her. I can’t imagine myself surrounded by so much stupidity…
Son : Ok!!
I imagined if I were her, I would probably tell him, “Yes! Drink it! Make sure you finish the entire jug!”
Oh well, that’s just me.
Ok, you are right… I was indeed, very bored…. ???