Chicken Soup for 小小宝贝
小小宝贝 ：婆婆，我要喝鸡汤。
婆婆 ：好。喝汤。
小小宝贝 ：(in an indignant voice) 不是汤！是鸡汤！
婆婆 ： 好好！鸡汤！(passed him the bowl of chicken soup, supported the bowl while he drank straight from it)
Soon, we heard strange gurgling sounds from 小小宝贝.
婆婆：为什么有奇怪的声音？！你在喝汤吗？
小小宝贝 ：（looked up from his bowl) 我在漱口。
婆婆 ：鸡汤不喝！拿来漱口！(took the bowl away)
小小宝贝：不要！我要漱口！
Sigh…. He must be the only toddler in the world who rinses his mouth with chicken soup…
又好气、又好笑！ ???