Wa Nang Si Hokkien Lang! (We are Hokkiens!)
As the official chauffeur of the house, as usual, I was performing my duty of ferrying my bosses around. I had to keep my eyes peeled on the roads as my bosses relaxed behind, indulging in light banter.
宝贝 ：Simi Daiji?? (What’s up?)
小小宝贝 ：Bo Daiji! (Nothing!)
宝贝 ：Simi Daiji?? (What’s up?)
小小宝贝 ：Wu Daiji! (Something!)
宝贝 ：Siginna!! (Naughty! Well actually, the direct translation is something worse… Don’t learn lar!)
小小宝贝 ：Siginna!! (Naughty!)
*Lots of giggling and shouting behind*
Me : Ooooiii!! Are the two of you doing some Hokkien talk show behind?!?! Speak English or Mandarin OK!!!! Sheesh!
宝贝 ：OK Mama!!! Didi, Simi Daiji???
小小宝贝 ：BO DAIJI!!
Here we go again….