My One Cent Worth of Thoughts

Today is April Fools’ Day. I hope this is the biggest joke I’m getting today.

I was on my Facebook (as usual, fb addict Mah), reading posts on April Fools’ Day (ironically) and cuddling my smiling baby.

Suddenly I felt a warm liquid coursing over my right thigh. A thought flashed across my mind. “The baby peed on me! Can’t be so heng right?!” And cursing my hub who changed his diapers this morning for not doing a proper job.

I looked down. KANA SAI!!! My thighs and shorts and t shirt was covered with thick yellow gooey stuff (think of yellow curry with white milk curds and mucus).

My son just pooed all over me, himself and my leather sofa. All 14 hours worth of shit (the last time he pooed was before he slept). What does it mean? It means there’s A LOT of shit.

F¥€k.

I’m in deep shit. Literally.

Blissfully sleeping after all that shit aftermath.