You are my one and only … iPhone 5 cable.

I promise that from this day forward, for better, for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and to cherish, ’till death do us part. And hereto I pledge you my faithfulness.

I’ve a 30pin cable in my bedroom, one in my study room, one in my car, one in my office and one in my bag.

But you… There’s one and only you…. I’ll always be with you. Maybe I can fashion you into a necklace and wear you around my neck.