Hey! Papa! What’s up?
Oh! You want to play while waiting for the food to come???
You want to play pat-a-cake?! C’mon! That is for babies!!! I’m a big boy now!
Oh you want to relieve your babyhood?? Ok ok fine!!! Anything for you Papa!
*resigned look* pat a cake pat a cake. *yawn*
I love it when my Mama puts me to bed. She hugs me and whispers to me “I love you Ming Ming!” Then she nuzzles my hair and kisses my forehead. ???
My Papa said, “Orh! That’s how you do it!! I’ll do the same thing!”
Sigh! That’s where the problem starts. My Papa doesn’t like to shave on weekends. When he nuzzles me, I feel like he’s trying to exfoliate my face. I told him, “nooo! I don’t need exfoliation!!” And he thinks I’m enjoying it. And nuzzles more!! ? Someone, save me!!!