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Ming Ming’s Diary – Mama Can You Buy Me a Phone Pulease?!

Ming Ming’s Diary – Mama Can You Buy Me a Phone Pulease?!

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Have you missed me??? I was so sick sick sick yesterday. I thought that I was getting better but apparently yesterday was the turning point – downwards.

It hit me so fast and furious that I was k.o. My nose was dripping so much that I blew some bubbles with my nose!

No photo? Ya… Mama was out working so no phone = no photo. I was pretty impressed with my bubble blowing nose sigh..!!

I should ask Mama to get me a phone so that I don’t have to hunt for a phone in the house to take photos!!

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Mama can you buy me a phone pulease?!!

Do you think it’ll work?? My Jie Jie does this all the time. But it’s on Papa though… I wonder if it’ll work on Mama??

But she has bigger eyes than me, double eyelids, thick curly eyelashes and I don’t!!! Why don’t I have double eyelids??? So unfair!

In one of the fashion magazines that I read (I read magazines during lunch time. Of course I can read!! Check out my photos!!), I can perm my eyelashes.

And it also says that I can fly to Korea and get a double eyelid over lunch. Cool dude!!

Then I can join that Korean competition and make a video that says, “I’m proud to be a Singaporean!!”

Huh? If I save up all the money without eyelash perming and double lidding in Korea I’ll have enough for a smart phone or camera??

Hmm… You do have a point there…

Ok lor… I’ll continue to scavage for phones on the floors. Beggars can’t be choosers. 😕

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What am I doing??? Guessss…

I’m catching my mucus in my cup so that it doesn’t drip onto the floor.

HEHEHEHE! Got cha!!! Of course not? Do I look like such a disgusting baby??? *brilliant smile*

I was only drinking my water. Replenishing water loss from my nose. 😜

Ming Ming’s Diary – The Sick (me) and the Elderly (Jiu Jiu)

Ming Ming’s Diary – The Sick (me) and the Elderly (Jiu Jiu)

Good day everyone! Did anyone miss me because I didn’t post yesterday?? Awww..! I miss all of you too. I sneezed a lot, had a running nose (I don’t know why it’s running away. But it must have changed its mind because it’s still on my face.), and tearing eyes.

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I conked out yesterday. My nose is still running away, I’ve tied it down with a tissue paper. So I won’t lose it!

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I called my Jiu Jiu (uncle) this morning to tell him that I’ll be visiting him. He’s been sick sick with a big cut on his neck. I think water leaks from it when he drinks. You know, sometimes when I drink water, and I don’t close my mouth properly, water dribbles out and wets my shirt. Poor Jiu Jiu.

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Mama lent me her phone to take Jiu Jiu’s photos. The doctor sewed him up like a piece of cloth. Check it out!! There’s still thread sticking out.

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That’s me, taking my afternoon nap. Mama says, I need to sleep so that my nose will stop running away.

I don’t understand why Mama always bundles me up in the blanket like I’m a piece of salted fish. C’mon! Do I look like salted fish to you?! 😓

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So when everyone’s asleep, I’ll move my fat legs out of the blanket. See! So fair! I need more sun!!

Nooo!! Why did you call me white chicken!!!! I ain’t no chicken!!! 😡😡😡 I’m a dragon!!’ RAWR!!!

I’m Only 3 Years Old!

I’m Only 3 Years Old!

Me : Do you know why you are sick?
宝贝 : yes. Because I played with Amanda (her BFF) in school and she threw up.
Me : Next time if you see your friend throw up, should you play with her?
宝贝 :I didn’t know she’s sick.
Me : Well, now you know! So what happens if you play with a sick friend?
宝贝 : I get sick and I throw up. But I didn’t know! I’m only 3 years old and I’m in n2! Next time when I’m in k1 and k2 I’ll know!! Ok!!
Me : Yes! But you are no longer 2 years old and you are a Jie Jie!
宝贝 : ok ok!!

Waaa. She knows how to use the “I’m only 3 years old!” on me. I must prepare more “ammunition” for rebuttal in future. I must get my last say!!!