*pat pat face*
Oh hi!! Good morning!!!
I’m just doing my morning facial ritual. It’s very important to take care of your skin so it’s best to start when you are young.
I’m too young??? Haven’t you heard that the it’s never too young to start?? No?? Well now you’ve heard.
Today’s a school day… So I must look my best.
*turns head**killer look*
How’s my killer look? Combined with my facial? Lethal combination to drive the chicks insane.
*blue steel killer look*
Oh man!! I’ve made news in school today.
A tiger came to my school today. All the dainty damsels were screaming…. Help…. Hellllppp!!!
Have no fear! Ming Ming is HERE!
(Check out my cool rhyme!)
*karate chop* *taekwando kick* *龟派气功* *降龙十八掌*
How dare you scare all my Mei Meis in class!!!!
KO you tiger!! KO!!!
There!!!! Fair damsel!
I’ve taken out the tiger!! You may play in class unmolested. For when I’m around *puffs out tummy* you will come to no harm!
Fair damsel : Awwww…. You are my HERO!!! *blows a kiss*
Sigh… What to do?? I’m suave, I’m strong 💪💪, I’ve good skin. In short… I’m simply IRRESISTIBLE!!!
Ming Ming you are DA MAN!!
Woah! All that tiger slaying makes a man hungry!!!
Nom Nom Nom Nom.
See!! Feeding my little 14 month old self without messing up. It’s harder than fighting off a tiger!!
I’ve demonstrated my fighting prowess, now I must show my domesticated side.
Then all the Mei Meis will follow me home. No horse run!!
Prepares my utensils and cooking stuff.
Now, watch the master chef in action!
Oooi! Bring me the soya sauce!!!
Carter : here you go!!
Me : thanks buddy! I owe you one. *fist on chest*
Serious cooking happening here…
Good chefs are ambidextrous.
See! Both hands! Both hands!!!
Hmmm… Almost there… Just need a wee bit more basil!
*grabs a handful and throws it in*
Flip the food.
Flip again. Almost there… Patience patience.
Checking my simmering soup. All’s good!!
Nasi lemak (Jiu Jiu I haven’t forgotten!! 😡) fit for a queen!!!
Mei Mei you can come home with me now?
I’ll fight tigers and cook nasi lemak for you every day!!!
Good husband material I am!!