妈妈：宝贝，快！一鼓作气把你的午餐吃完！(still attempting to drum that phrase into her)
宝贝：妈妈！屁股大便！*giggles*
妈妈：那嘴巴呢？
宝贝：嘴巴吃饭 (nom nom nom *makes the eating sound* I swear it sounds like cookie monster!)
妈妈：鼻子呢？
宝贝：(*sniff sniff) 呼~~~~~~吸~~~~~~(Looking exactly like the bunch of old folks who do 气功in front of our window every morning.
妈妈：眼睛呢？
宝贝：^_^ (scrunches her face up in a huge grin with her eyes almost shut) 眼睛用来笑~~~~！(didn’t quite expect this answer but it does sound logical.)
妈妈：那头发呢？
宝贝：拿来玩！(tousles her hair with both hands)
妈妈：(~_~;)舌头呢？
宝贝：(*licks my arm)

Ewwww! Ok end of lesson. I don’t know what she will do next. (~_~;)