宝贝’s Biology Lesson

宝贝’s Biology Lesson

妈妈:宝贝,快!一鼓作气把你的午餐吃完!(still attempting to drum that phrase into her)
宝贝:妈妈!屁股大便!*giggles*
妈妈:那嘴巴呢?
宝贝:嘴巴吃饭 (nom nom nom *makes the eating sound* I swear it sounds like cookie monster!)
妈妈:鼻子呢?
宝贝:(*sniff sniff) 呼~~~~~~吸~~~~~~(Looking exactly like the bunch of old folks who do 气功in front of our window every morning.
妈妈:眼睛呢?
宝贝:^_^ (scrunches her face up in a huge grin with her eyes almost shut) 眼睛用来笑~~~~!(didn’t quite expect this answer but it does sound logical.)
妈妈:那头发呢?
宝贝:拿来玩!(tousles her hair with both hands)
妈妈:(~_~;)舌头呢?
宝贝:(*licks my arm)

Ewwww! Ok end of lesson. I don’t know what she will do next. (~_~;)

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