My One Cent Worth of Thoughts

28th May 2003 3pm

First impression : Changi hospital operates like a micro-Singapore.

Being a programmed Singaporean, I was set in an auto-obedience mode. Without knowing what the heck was happening, I have already been dutifully shuttled in and out of a series of rooms and have subjected myself to various tests and cross-examinations. The lengthy intervals between them were spent aimlessly at teh corridor, with the rest of my equally unsuspecting fellow comrades.

Once in a while, a fully masked and geared up nurse would approach me, mumble an incoherent “Re..m.ve y’ear sp.ect..acurs”, wave a brightly-lit torch into my eyes, before shuffling off to one of the nameless doors, oblivious to my plight and condition.

“Can someone tell me what’s happening??!!!”

As I am writing this, I continue my ignorant wait, hoping to see some kind of light at the end of the dark tunnel. OOops, here comes another nurse armed with… YET another torchLIGHT!! Not quite the same “light” I have in mind. Forgive my weak pun, waiting in incomprehension shrivels up my creative cells.

YAWN!

My One Cent contribution to the Xmen mania surging through Singapore. I am sure with the release of the Xmen2 Movie, the prices of the comic books and figurines have been pushed up, higher than ever!

So, folks, Enter and Enjoy!

By the way, according to the test, I AM STORM!

Take the reviews on the characters with a pinch of salt! Ack!

Credits: Xmen link contributed by Kokwai, the Xmen crazed fan.

Feeling very bloggable tonight.

After all the evil and vengeful thoughts I have had for the whole night, I have decided to attempt the Dante’s Inferno Test.

The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale (duh.. some spelling error here. I think it should be “tail” though I might be wrong.) wraps around his body 5 times.

The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes.Your shade has been banished to… the 5th level of Hell

The Dante’s Inferno Test has banished you to the Fifth Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level	Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)	Very Low
Level 1 – Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)	Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful)	Low
Level 3 (Gluttonous)	High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)	High
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)	Extreme
Level 6 – The City of Dis (Heretics)	Very High
Level 7 (Violent)	Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)	High
Level 9 – Cocytus (Treacherous)	Moderate

Take the Dante’s Inferno Hell Test

Oh ho ho! It says here that I am wrathful and gloomy..!!! I love it! I love it!

I find that I am not very coherent when angered.

New Resolution :

To BLOG ONLY under CONTROLLED conditions.

DUH!

My friend told me that I could do whatever I want, for my wedding dinner and that included inviting whoever I wanted. He said, “After all, it is YOUR wedding, that is your right to do so!” But, Cheong, do you know how wrong you are?!

Sadly, that is not a reality of life. To create this once in a lifetime, perfect moment, I have to scrimp and save every cent. This includes eating cheap meals, not buying the things, which I badly want…..only to find that, at the end of the day, I cannot choose with whom I want to enjoy this moment.

50% of the guests who will be there, will be people whom I have probably not met in my entire life and will attend the function for reasons which I can never fathom in a hundred years. To them, it will probably be a normal meal to meet up with friends or relatives whom they have not talked to for the last decade.

Since they have never ever set eyes upon me or my partner, there is no reason for them to be here at all! I resent the fact that I am the one who has to pay for their little gathering. YES! YES I DO RESENT the fact that I have to scrimp and save for a bunch of people who do not give a damn about this most important day of my life! I do not mind spending the money on people who genuinely care about me.

However, if I were to hold it at a place which I do not genuinely like, or if I have to cut down on other expense just to pay for these freeloaders, that would be short-changing myself! I want everything to be perfect for this very day!

For goodness sake, this is my wedding dinner! Why does it have to be a stupid gathering for long distance relatives!!!!!!!! Can’t they just hold their little luncheon at some other place and time!

*At this moment of time, I amd really pissed off and feel like spewing some really, awfully, extremely, absolutely vulgar phrases! What the FISH!!!*

YH just criticised my Kito post. She claimed that it was incoherent. I thought that it was obviously about this mosquito which plagued me for the whole night and eventually died from an overdose of my poisonous blood?!

Is it really THAT BAD?!

Night Vision mode activated.

Multiple Targets locked on.

Fire!

Kito buries its miniscular sting repeatedly into a few spots of the left foot of the poor victim.

Object successfully retrieved and digested.

Next Target area locked on.

Kito makes its move as the left hand scratches the inital bombed zone.

4 Target grounds bombed and objects successfully retrieved.

Sneak Mission successfully comple…ted…

Kito goes into convulsions….and clutches its neck…..

Blood … is… poisonous……

Kito makes one last twitch as life drains away from it.

Muahhahahah!!!! Face the wrath of Ah Wei!!!! Warning to all Kitos… Sting me and die!!! Muahahahahah!!!!!

That will teach you for harassing me for the whole night!!! Muahahahahah!!!!!