Z, just what are you? Some people call you Zee and some Zet. But, I prefer to call you the Zee Monster.
Are you punishing me for not spending enough time with you for the last few weeks? I just cannot resist your reproachful look. Even my cute Tom Cruise lookalike colleague pales beside your presence, for I just have to leave him for mere seconds, just to be by your side.
Frankly, I think being with you is an awful waste of time, and yet I simply cannot live without you. Aye, how weak my resolution is. But, i beg you, please give me some space, some time to myself. I will come to you when I am ready.
MEANWHILE, LEAVE ME ALONE!!!! YOU MONSTER!!! I WILL NOT GIVE YOU THE SATISFACTION OF WATCHING MY BOSS SACK ME FOR SLEEPING DURING WORKING HOURS!!! SO THERE!!!